Add a bit o' his bio, brown M&Ms, & borrowed adolescence.
Not the worst I ever wrote, but the most should-stay-wrapped. Anyway, to red-blooded American males with sometimes-better-halves, nothing captures l'ésprit de Valentine's Day quite like sitting alone on the floor in lieu of the couch 'cause the skull's eye(s) is shot as bad as the mind's, jumping up from time to time & shouting middle fingers at Més que un fuckoff, thumbs up at CyprioticA pretend that looks like the vintage Metallica logo, then do a shot of rotgut then breathe fire then scream the lyrics to Disposable Heroes.
Special Jose headbutts Piston Honda. What a pito.
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