tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post7554030696233744703..comments2024-02-11T05:17:12.629-05:00Comments on L'ennui mélodieux: Tornado of douchebaggeryRandal Graveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-23927484952497207272009-02-20T11:10:00.000-05:002009-02-20T11:10:00.000-05:00dean, that's why I wear glasses. Though icicles re...dean, that's why I wear glasses. Though icicles remain a problem.<BR/><BR/>tom, normally I'd be fine with that, but give the state of the, er, state budget, I'd probably have to head immediately to unemployment.<BR/><BR/>SWA, you really think that's plastic and not some space age polymer developed in Los Alamos? You need a blowtorch or a chainsaw to open up certain packages these days.<BR/><BR/>Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-10684701342099710952009-02-20T05:55:00.000-05:002009-02-20T05:55:00.000-05:00in my world, when important objects, tools, miscel...in my world, when important objects, tools, miscellaneous doo-dads, etc., jam (jamb?) up, i just THROW .. THEM .. AGAINST .. THE .. WALL.<BR/><BR/>now, that method may not entirely solve the problem. i may end up having to buy a new doo-dad (and needing to call in a guy with a cool "tool belt" to fix the wall), but i tend to feel a little bit better afterwards. <BR/><BR/>now that's not SUCH a anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11950712894174167863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-60633472649464681002009-02-19T22:09:00.000-05:002009-02-19T22:09:00.000-05:00You used a hammer to fix a stapler. You are pure g...You used a hammer to fix a stapler. You are pure genius. Perhaps we've found our new Secretary of Commerce? Well, if not, I hear there's a newly vacated copy editing/proofreader position at AP. I think you should go for one them. Clearly, you have skillz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-42329953225076131932009-02-19T21:02:00.000-05:002009-02-19T21:02:00.000-05:00I'm sure that after he fucked up your stapler he w...I'm sure that after he fucked up your stapler he went to Logistics and showed the new chick his "Oh" face.<BR/><BR/>I hereby sentence you to a term of no less than four years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Randal, you've led a trite and meaningless life. And you're a very bad person.Bullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01337084304437634522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-24023655233212910872009-02-19T19:29:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:29:00.000-05:00you, like my husband, have watched that movie way ...you, like my husband, have watched that movie way too many times!Life As I Know It Nowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03733963455243806298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-27607000030394096812009-02-19T17:00:00.000-05:002009-02-19T17:00:00.000-05:00I think I saw this in a Fellini Movie... La Dolce ...I think I saw this in a Fellini Movie... La Dolce Swingline perhaps.Dr. Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-47158059979939790752009-02-19T16:49:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:49:00.000-05:00Sssshhh, RG. We're supposed to be living lives of ...Sssshhh, RG. We're supposed to be living lives of <I>quiet</I> desperation. Even when dealing with a jammed stapler we're supposed to exhibit grace under pressure.<BR/><BR/>Now, I'll admit, trying to open one of those horrible molded, super-tough, grossly oversized plastic blister packs, with the real possibility of deep lacerations and/or traumatic amputations ever present, is grounds for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-46606576381333375842009-02-19T16:03:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:03:00.000-05:00Uh oh, keep an eye on that strange dude in the bot...Uh oh, keep an eye on that strange dude in the bottom photo. I think he's about to blow up the building.Tom Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05610417770240609022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-89853627267160963882009-02-19T15:26:00.000-05:002009-02-19T15:26:00.000-05:00Be careful with those things. They can put your e...Be careful with those things. They can put your eye out.Dean Wormerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06214049238722718299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-7936064434534511932009-02-19T13:44:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:44:00.000-05:00übermilf, but what is life if not a carnival? BB, ...übermilf, but what is life if not a carnival? <BR/><BR/>BB, I was about to agree with you and offer a list of why, but then I realized that would only be looking at things from a practical, instead of a Hooters, standpoint, thus earning scorn from said fifty-year old dude.<BR/><BR/>susan, yeah. I'm gonna need you to move your office in the basement.<BR/><BR/>thatgirl, at least there wasn't a Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-20360307276522017732009-02-19T12:59:00.000-05:002009-02-19T12:59:00.000-05:00We should've seen that coming when he first came i...We should've seen that coming when he first came in and was beating that xerox machine into submission. <BR/><BR/>Awesome.that girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12437960307212648550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-40672810620105699692009-02-19T12:19:00.000-05:002009-02-19T12:19:00.000-05:00Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then p...Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16747450215034568033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-1317418089683058232009-02-19T11:57:00.000-05:002009-02-19T11:57:00.000-05:00The only thing uglier than a track-suited elder in...The only thing uglier than a track-suited elder in a mid-life crisis is a middle aged guy in his fifties dating a woman in her early twenties. Some things just violate nature.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3146715698090395935.post-48802892422259135612009-02-19T11:36:00.000-05:002009-02-19T11:36:00.000-05:00You got me excited for nothing when I read "funnel...You got me excited for nothing when I read "funnel" and "cake" together, and it had nothing to do with carnival food.Ubermilfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08685628102770311287noreply@blogger.com