Counterpunch

This was completely uncalled for. What did Li'l Bush do to provoke you?

I want you in one corner, and you in - stop it! - the other. What is with you children?

Mahmoud! Don't encourage them! Go to your room and think about what you've done. Ali Khameini! You little scamp, I hope you're not behind this!

Oh, these crazy kids. Just imagine how out-of-control and wacky the world would be if they ran their own countries! *Giggle, chuckle, laugh, chortle, wheeze, choke, dry heave, commence drinking*