"On the side, up high, down low, you're too slow!"
You know, given his embarrassing, drunken antics in China this past week, these fun with captions just don't carry the same chuckling power as they once did. Thanks a lot, Bush.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
A bird in the hand is worth another pic of Bush
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22 comments:
"So I put a fart pillow on your chair, big deal, no reason to ignore me. Just shake hands and let it go...ok, I'll take off the hand buzzer...trust me."
"Really, c'mon. Jes pull mah finger! It's funny!"
Honest, I wiped it first. See the smear on my tie?
"Please make this moment go away. If I just keep smiling and leave him hanging he'll go away. He'll go away. He'll go away..."
The nice lady in red seems to be thinking that if the buffoon touches me like he did Angela Merkel I'll pull the knife from my sleeve and gut him like a fish.
"Roxanne...You don't have to put on a red light."
Confucius says: "Baboon with outstreteched right hand often conceals poo in left hand."
Plus the woman is most likly put off by the frikking JACKBOOTS Chimpy is wearing. That they let him wear those with a suit on a foreign trip is quite telling.
C'mon, when we're singing "Yesterday" you're supposed to do the McCartney part lady.
"See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist, you better run."
"Man this is gonna be one HELL of a stink palm!! hehehehehe..."
"See it there, in the shadow; see, it's a turkey. I can do a bunny, too"
The best thread of captions ever. I can add nothing, since you all beat me to it. I should start getting up before noon.
"And here to assist me...the lovely Vanna!
I'm back
" No, I will NOT shake your hand! I have now idea where it has been and what it has touched!"
"Who is this guy? I thought I was supposed to meet with President Cheney. Either way, I'll just continue my deep breathing exercises until this ordeal is over."
Great captions everyone!
"no eye contact ... whatever he does, NO EYE CONTACT!"
With all these good comments, I knew I could count on you suckers for restoring my faith in the healing power of fun with captions. Sniff.
"I don't care if you fall. I will not help your drunk ass up. You're liable to take me down with you," spoke the wise lady.
I have to say considering the pictures taken at the Olympics, it is hard not to call his card regarding alcohol.
I definitely don't have the best balance, but even drunk off my butt can manage to get up without the aid of 20 guys with sub machine guns!
Peace and Freedom
Bush reaches out and is rebuffed... So sad, so unfortunate, so predictable.
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