Thursday, January 15, 2009

Welcome to Misery Island!

You know who could fix all this fuckery, this vociferous violence, this clamorous catastrophe? No, not an ambassador charged only with the flaccid humanity and conventional weaponry of the United Nations, but a solitary yet powerful being with vast interstellar gravitas, intelligence and fists of genetically-enhanced fury.


"He's dead, Jim."



Agi said...

Damnit Bones!

Beach Bum said...

All that Corinthian leather can mess you up.

La Belette Rouge said...

Mr. Roarke! I think I remember an episode where Mr. Roarke had an evil twin. There was a dark Mr. Roarke who instead of making dreams come true destroyed the world. His compound was in Crawford, Texas and his sidekick was a librarian woman.

Bull said...

Hey man, you forgot to add Patrick McGoohan to the list.

Double shit.

lisahgolden said...

I want genetically enhanced fists of fury.

Randal Graves said...

agi, highly illogical.

BB, ha!

LBR, I loathe Pickles as it is, but she demeans all us non-murdering library types.

bull, aw shit, now I'll never be a free man!

lisa, one could really solve some problems with those. And they say violence isn't the answer. Bah.

pissed off patricia said...

How many little corinthian critters was he responsible for killing?

Never saw him in anything but wasn't it him the guy on saturday night live you to act like when he said, I would rather look good than feel good. Or something like that.

I saw shom shots yesterday on tv of the Cleveland area. Damn you guys are having some ugly cold weather. Stay warm.

Randal Graves said...

POP, oh shit, was that him in that sketch? And thanks, but it's actually not that bad. Some places have wind chills around -40. We're about -10 and that's tolerable unless you're wearing shorts.

Tom Harper said...

Billy Graham is still alive, if that would help.

Life As I Know It Now said...

Laura is not a librarian--at least not in my world. She's a man slaughterer yes, a librarian--NO!

susan said...

'Through your fantasies you begin to appreciate your own realities'. I wonder if he was remembering the pool he shared with Esther Williams when they and the world were young.

Mauigirl said...

Yes, sad that Kahn is is Dr. McCoy and Scottie...they're all going to go one by one. Mr. Spock, however, should outlive them all, being a Vulcan.

Utah Savage said...

I have genetically enhanced words of fury.

Randal Graves said...

tom, praise be unto the sky fairy.

liberality, rarely is our children murdering.

susan, I can't imagine he was remembering being in that Colombo flick instead.

mauigirl, that's very true. Of course, Shatner, being the bearer of the Magical Toupee, will outlive everyone.

utah, we need to find someone with ridiculous moviemaking and computer skills and get you superimposed in a badly dubbed kung-fu flick.

Anonymous said...

Randal.. if there is a heaven, I wonder if when he got there, St. Peter snicked and said "Welcome to Fantasy Island."

Angie said...

"De Plane" came.

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