Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Oh yeah? Well, my tapeworm was this big*
Posted by Randal Graves at 8:21 AM
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I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
Posted by Randal Graves at 8:21 AM
Labels: fractured fairy tales
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So I take it this is along the lines of what you'll send out as Christmas cards?
knitted scarves>
demeur, do I seem the kind of bloke who spreads holiday cheer?
okjimm, a tie for you, pal.
A stake of holly through your heart then Mr. Grinch.
It's the thought that counts.
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...a carefully constructed allegory of our political system.
If you mean mindless zombies that just stagger around groaning and moaning well yeah.
would it kill you to be a bit happy for once??? huh, huh, just asking :P
"of course this is a carefully constructed allegory of our political system. Duh"
Duh right back atcha. The religious guy cavorting with the dead guys was a dead giveaway.
How do you get rid of a tapeworm, he asks? Coax him out with a cookie and then hit him with a hammer.
HOW DO YOU KILL A DEAD EAGLE JUST KILL IT.
Wait...are we leaving our Christmas list here? Ok....I want.....ummmm.....I need a......no, that shouldn't be said in polite company. Ok.....I'll take whatever you give me as long as it's not a reptile or a spider.
demeur, that's more like it.
if, you know who says that? Dumbasses who are tired of thinking about their enemies bursting into flames because their enemies never burst into flames.
BB, much truth can be found in the misuse of medieval illuminated manuscripts.
life, curmudgeonliness is next to happiness.
mrmacrum's here all week, enjoy the veal.
duchess, SO NOT CHILL.
nunly, would you take a reptile-spider hybrid? I'm sure we can program it to do your bidding.
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