I'd tear my own heart out, I'm so Indiana Jonesing for you

The last acts of a not-that-desperate man, or, do not, there is no try, or or, I'd rather be flying a kite than fucking around with this crap

 





As a famous man often types, *deleted bleggalgazing*

Battle for the Planet of the Night of the Lepus

Oh yeah? Well, my tapeworm was this big*

*of course this is a carefully constructed allegory of our political system. Duh.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Silly rabbit, scratch fever's for cats

Whip it, whip it good

Gimme that pretzel or the serf gets it