Saturday, January 11, 2014

Fote-balle, or, a þynge aliene to Cleave-land

Beats watching post-game Boomer.  

Searching for Browns playoff footage from Haig in '88, O, woe, we got carded, wildly. That was a lateral and defensive TD, ref motherfucker, not a forward chuck, thus, the above. Baby mama drama not included. Enjoy.

New Orleans @ Seattle: Si Les Parapluies de Beast Mode, the Twelfth Man enjoys a fifth quarter bender. If not, they probably still do. Seahawks, 31-17.

The Fucking Colts @ The Fucking Patriots: this evening's illustrious program of Auld Indian's Polis: Act I, Tyrant Peyton Manning, Act II, Andrew Luck the Usurper, entr'acte by Curtis Painter, followed by Sir Thomas Brady in Lord Boston, is made possible by viewers like Nelson Mun *click* up next, ANARCHY IN THE NORTH COAST, starring Ty Detmer, Tim Couch, Spergon Wynn, Doug Pederson, Kelly Holcomb, Luke "I'm not Jake" McCown, Jeff Garcia, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, Ken Dorsey, Brady Quinn, Bruce Gradkowski, Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Colt McCoy, Thad Lewis, Brandon Weeden, Brian Hoyer, Jason Campbell, and Jerry Mathers as "the Beaver." Harvard beats Yale, 29-29.

San Francisco @ Carolina: Football gods, still waiting for you to punish Harbaugh for wimping out against Ray Jailbird, but this week's as plausible as any. Panthers, 20-17.

San Diego @ The Fucking Broncos: The only possible reason to not root for the Chargers is that so brain dead morans who still joemorganize quarterbacks on their postseason won-loss records will be forced to shut their fucking yaps for one more game. The Mannings, 31-24.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Fucking Colts @ The Fucking Patriots:


billy pilgrim said...

in pete carrol we trust!

Randal Graves said...

if, he's MJ, Mickey Mantle's liver, and Great Caesar's Ghost all rolled into one.

billy, I'm still mad about the 7-6 blah-fest against The Fucking Steelers after the '97 season, but that was before they became The Fucking Patriots.

okjimm said...

hmmmmm... I will take Chris 'the Bridge' Christie in the 6th round by a TKO

susan said...

Tennis, anyone?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Frickin' Patriots.

Will I have to root for the Brown Cows when it comes down to Denver-New England?

Or should I just root for the comet.

Beach Bum said...

Peyton Manning must die.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, sorry, you're tied up in a traffic jam.

susan, no.

if, neither comet nor giant crabs roaming the earth, but waiting with bored breath for red giantism.

BB, take solace that we're all waiting to be worm food.

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