Friday, January 17, 2014

Coaches, we don't need no stinkin' coaches

Every Sunday.

♪ Some people call Jim the shit owner yeah
Some call him the gangster of frack
Some people call him Mr. Burns
Cause' I speak of the pompousful hack ♫

The Fucking Patriots @ The Fucking Broncos: Hitler & Stalin, here they come and partisans, hoping for a Lord Boston triumph so he can fail in a fortnight, punch Field Marshall Godwin right in the balls who tumbles over sportswriter corpses Scanners-ed after trying to columnize the defeat of these un-clutch hacks when it counts the most. The Fucking Patriots, 34-31 in OT.

San Francisco @ Seattle: Your eventual national holiday winner, the home team natch 'cause Kaepernick already lost a Super Bowl and that makes him a flop, riffraff, a bomb, a lemon-scented pledge of turkey. Seahawks, 20-14.


Jim H. said...

Bold move having the Pats winning on the road, @ altitude. Hard to train for that 4th Quarter stress in just one week. That's easily 10-12 points on a neutral, sea-level playing field.

Tom Harper said...

I hate when that happens (the head explosion thingy).

MRMacrum said...

Looks like someone in Cleveland is a tad grumpy. What's the matter? Can't find your coach?

Go Pats!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Cleveland has MANY reasons for grumpiness. Even the pot isn't working out for them.

As for the SuperDuperPooperBowl, I hate every team. I guess I'll take the 49ers as the team I hate a bit less than the others.

Beach Bum said...

Patriots over Broncos? I'm not that lucky.

Randal Graves said...

jim, true, as Denver is 15-4 all time at home for extra scratch, but I'm just not a fan of all those Bronco injuries on D. But hey, it's a coin flipper of a game.

tom, not when it prevents me from wasting another three hours of my life.

mrmacrum, he'll be canned in two years anyway, so why not just pull a Belgium and leave the spot blank?

if, Davone's not here, man. Bess for HC. I hate 'em all, but kinda feel bad for the Seahawks getting jobbed in '05, and having their hoops team stolen.

BB, I'm more and more convinced that Manning ran over your favorite pet as a kid.

susan said...

We watched Treasure of the Sierra Madre again a few nights ago. 'Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!'

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