Friday, January 31, 2014

So long, Kyrie, and thanks for all the mope
















Don't let the door hit your fat wallet on the way out.

Being a sporting chap, this town sucks. Really is time to hack competition out of the organs, blood on the sangfroid, slippety slop yadda yadda space lord motherfucker. Writing, like rock and/or roll, is a loser's game, so mood-altering chemicals 'tis.

The Fucking Broncos vs. Seattle: Like 37% of all gasbags not named Skip Bayless 2016, my preseasons seasoned just fine. Worship my genius. And, at about 9 10 11 whenever the bloat floats over the horizon to the Azores, cue the hand-wringing choke shit. If Otto's the bismark, and he is, then the loser's on Rushmore. Stupid fucks. Seahawks, 27-24.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I find myself hating Seattle more than Denver. But mostly...At least New England is daid, hallelujah!
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MRMacrum said...

I am amused by the bad vibes so many folks have for my Pats. My whole life I rooted for losers. And yes, even the Pats were terrible back in the day. And now that they are out, I really do not care who wins the "big game". (NOTE - The NFL does not allow the use of the words "Super Bowl" without its permission - be advised. Helmet wearing storm troopers may be knocking down your door if you aren't watchful and careful about what you say or write.) So anyway, who wins the "big game" is a ho hummer for me. I guess I see Seattle on top, but like you, by less than a touchdown.

Jim H. said...

Don't want moping and whining? Don't hire dookies. Period. Koach Krush engraves it on their souls.

Watch Seattle romp by 11. And I say that even tho' their QB went (at least for awhile) to the other big whiners in my home state.

Demeur said...

Well you can knock me over with a feather. Who'd have though Seattle management would actually hire talent over some washed up has beens. You called this one right at the beginning of the season Randal so you get the crystal ball award complete with rain showers. Hope you're right about the Super Duper Bowl.

okjimm said...

I heard Christie is gonna close the bridge once the game starts.

No one can get back to NYC until they give him a big bag of Doritos.

SeaWhacks by three sounds about right.

susan said...

If I was a betting girl I'd let you be my bookie.

Tom Harper said...

Go Seahawks. I don't even follow football, but here in western Washington, everyone is totally rabid for the Seahawks and the enthusiasm is contagious.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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Beach Bum said...

Despite my usual hate for Peyton, I actually felt sorry for the guy during the game. Not sure where the actual Broncos were but that was not them playing

Demeur said...

Broncos must have fired up a bunch of doobies before the game and couldn't wait for the victory banquet.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's draft season, R.G.!

WAKE UP!
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Demeur said...

Must be that Randal got the one two three punch from old man winter. Somebody call an ambulance.

Freida Bee said...

Damn your double meanings.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So, did you like the Factory of Sadness draft, R.G.?

ET phone home!
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