I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING PEN CAPS
pen caps .. oH, lov' sh
'
Gone into the ballpoint pen vortex of course (I think I need to loan you the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
You scared 'em off with all that GODDAM YELLING!
THE BLAME LIES SQUARELY WITH YOU, THE HITCHHIKER.
Easy, big fella. You don't wanna blow a gasket...~
They do what pen caps have always done - in dark of night they mutate into paperclips.
I threw them damn things away because they are annoying as fuck--that's what!
Find the missing socks that seem to get lost in dryers and I bet you find the pen caps.
You didn't get the memo?Due to potential choking hazard all pen caps shall be removed and discarded. Please read the enclosed instructions for proper disposal.
Ah yes, I remember that song now:Where have all the pen caps goneLong time passing...
I think R.G. has been kidnapped by aliens.Or Orbs...same thing, sort of.~
if, qwerty.susan, uiop.life, asdfg.BB, hjkl.demeur, zxcv.tom, bnm.
randal, you didn't respond to my love of pen caps , like little boats they are . and then my with out a word passing one to you with the next ..comment ,
The FUCKING ones don't want to be found. The others, well, they're in the left-hand drawer under the rubber bands. Duh.
R.G., !@#$%^&*()~
anne, oops. I love pen caps, hence this post. jim, boomchickawowowow. if, I know you @#%(*@#$*(%&*()%& but what am I?
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pen caps .. oH, lov' sh
'
Gone into the ballpoint pen vortex of course (I think I need to loan you the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
You scared 'em off with all that GODDAM YELLING!
THE BLAME LIES SQUARELY WITH YOU, THE HITCHHIKER.
Easy, big fella.
You don't wanna blow a gasket...
~
They do what pen caps have always done - in dark of night they mutate into paperclips.
I threw them damn things away because they are annoying as fuck--that's what!
Find the missing socks that seem to get lost in dryers and I bet you find the pen caps.
You didn't get the memo?
Due to potential choking hazard all pen caps shall be removed and discarded. Please read the enclosed instructions for proper disposal.
Ah yes, I remember that song now:
Where have all the pen caps gone
Long time passing...
I think R.G. has been kidnapped by aliens.
Or Orbs...same thing, sort of.
~
if, qwerty.
susan, uiop.
life, asdfg.
BB, hjkl.
demeur, zxcv.
tom, bnm.
randal, you didn't respond to my love of pen caps , like little boats they are . and then my with out a word passing one to you with the next ..comment ,
The FUCKING ones don't want to be found. The others, well, they're in the left-hand drawer under the rubber bands. Duh.
R.G., !@#$%^&*()
~
anne, oops. I love pen caps, hence this post.
jim, boomchickawowowow.
if, I know you @#%(*@#$*(%&*()%& but what am I?
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