Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Thine jaw stands slack 'fore the mysteries of life

As an occasional connoisseur of horror both great & Z-grade, 'tis a wonder numbered among the seven that I've not seen until last night this awful piece of claptrap that commands a furious retch. Hath Plan 9 met its mighty match?

And that was the highlight of my weekend.

20 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Have you seen this fine piece of cinema, R.G.?
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Randal Graves said...

There's a fine line between stupid and clever and that flick pissed all over it.

Beach Bum said...

Troll2?

So I can assume their was a Troll1? Yeah, it looks like "Plan 9" has met its match.

Jim H. said...

So is this the guy in the Comments pages on the Internets that always gets my dander up?

Randal Graves said...

BB, there is, and it's quite awful, but the sequel is so incredibly terrible that it's good, pain becoming pleasure. It's a very zen ouroboros thing. Om om om.

jim, either this guy or the DHS.

Tom Harper said...

How dare anyone question the Supreme Sanctity of Plan 9 From Outer Space?!

susan said...

Are you kidding? Plan 9 would be a natural Oscar nominee these days.

Demeur said...

I see they found my stash of Nestles (now comes in forest green).

Randal Graves said...

tom, as fantabulously surreal as Troll 2 is, verily the pinnacle of the Wood oeuvre remains the light that all auteurs shoot for.

susan, true, it is Making A Statement.

demeur, I don't know.

Life As I Know It Now said...

Where, pray tell, did you find this?

Randal Graves said...

I've seen the original, and knew about the existence of this one, but just stumbled across it on one of those cable horror channels, serendipitously coincidental.

Nunly said...

That one even tops Santa Claus conquers the Martians. But I still say "The Gospels According to Matthew" was the worst film EVER. At least the trolls are a tad entertaining....pissed off Jesus with a unibrow was just plain wrong.

Laura said...

That's so horrible, it might be fantastic!

((Hugs))
Laura

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal wrote, "And that was the highlight of my weekend."

There's the real a horror story. Whew.

Randal Graves said...

nunly, there needs to be a flick where Jesus and the apostles take a trip up north and fight trolls in the cliffs of the Norwegian fjords. Time to resurrect Zombie Ed Wood.

laura, track a copy down, trust me. It's magnificent in its awfulness.

SWA, there's no horror in that, I'm just one boring ass mofo.

Nunly said...

Hey, quit sending your spam to my blog! Sheesh!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The bloggerhood seems to be getting slow and old.

Tape a cheetah to our backs?
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Demeur said...

Randal's too busy practicing the fine art of slackery.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, there's an online emporium that's a bit . . . different. When I saw the Whack-a-Zombie: You Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down! workplace stress reliever, I instantly thought of you. I don't know why; I just did.

If you go there, be sure to scroll down and see the:

Vibrating Alien Head Massager

The Parking Space Protector- Inflatable Fire Hydrant!

Stress Relieving Cupcake

and especially, the

'Do What You Love, Love What You Do' Mug

You could be the talk of the slab and have some fun, too, methinks. :)

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