L'ennui mélodieux: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to ignore it, does it still talk to itself?

Friday, March 22, 2013

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to ignore it, does it still talk to itself?

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16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: No, silly!

Treebeard gets angry and tears your castle down.
~; March 22, 2013 at 9:11 AM
Life As I Know It Now said...: I know I'm still talking to myself :); March 22, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Unknown said...: Talking to one's self is often preferable to talking with some of the idiots I know. (I talk to my 3 kitty kids much more than any human).; March 22, 2013 at 10:33 AM
lisahgolden said...: Does that tree know how you're using it?; March 22, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Commander Zaius said...: According to the azalea bush here at my house, yes, trees do talk to their selves. Especially river birches which like to whine about the limbs they loose.; March 22, 2013 at 11:20 AM
Randal Graves said...: if, Bombadil's not here, man.

life, no one loves you like you love you.

nicholas, cats? Oh yeah. +1000, or however The Kids bestow kudos these days.

lisa, I'm not using, narc.

BB, you should consider joining them in some form of arboreal league to fight your bizarro suburbanite neighborinos.; March 22, 2013 at 1:03 PM
okjimm said...: ok. What kind of tree?
Birch, well then maybe.
Box Elder, if it was diseased, then yes.
Oak....they don't fall, they just leaf.
Larch...yes, they do. and it is interesting conversation.
Elm....all Elms are dead.
Maple....they just bark.

see, that wasn't an easy question.
Let me go ask myself.; March 22, 2013 at 2:49 PM
Tom Harper said...: Yes, the tree will call out "I've fallen and I can't get up!"; March 22, 2013 at 5:58 PM
S.W. Anderson said...: So, Mr. Graves, how long has it been apparent to you that trees talk? What do they say? Do they tell you to do things? If so, what do they tell you to do?; March 22, 2013 at 11:39 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: From the morning, R.G.

Also, I got a pic of the Mrs.
~; March 23, 2013 at 12:13 PM
okjimm said...: course, if I fall in a bar....
everyone laughs.; March 23, 2013 at 2:39 PM
susan said...: I'm stumped for an answer to that one.; March 24, 2013 at 1:54 PM
Nunly said...: I don't know because I can't see the forest for the trees so I just don't bother to check. But thanks for asking.

:-); March 24, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Randal Graves said...: okjimm, I hope you're leaving out a tip jar/hat.

tom, I would chortle, but in a few short decades I'll have one of those, and a Clapper.

SWA, they're always arguing with Bundy's dog, so I just leave and go drink.

if, you *dramatic pause* bloody *dramaticker pause* bastard.

susan, badoomboom. Maybe you should try branching out.

nunly, why not put your golden lasso to good use?; March 25, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Demeur said...: Only when it lands next to the termite colony. Then things get heated.; March 25, 2013 at 12:32 PM
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