SATAN LAUGHS AS YOU ETERNALLY ROT.
Weird year, man. Got more shit to say than ever punches fucking tired of circle jerks in the temple of your dreams. Philosophy is naught but destroying eardrums in my own private forest, tossin' scrawls in the can. Poor man's withdrawal, son, 'cause the hard stuff's too much scratch. The rest is crap 'cept Hanneman.
1. Darkthrone, The Underground Resistance.
Fuckin' metal, man.
2. Alice in Chains, The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here.
Fuckin' reflection, man.
3. Uncle Acid & the deadbeats, Mind Control.
Fuckin' cults, man.
4. Cathedral, The Last Spire.
Fuckin' Hammer, man.
5. Monster Magnet, Last Patrol.
Fuckin' testosterone, man.
6. Cultes Des Ghoules, Henbane.
Fuckin' Satan, man.
7. Rome, Hate Us and See if We Mind.
Fuckin' angst, man.
8. Ranger, Knights of Darkness.
Fuckin' speed, man.
9. SubRosa, More Constant Than the Gods.
Fuckin' doom, man.
10. Bones, Sons of Sleaze.
Fuckin' Helpless, man.
11. Iron Dogs, Free and Wild.
Fuckin' 1982, man.
12. Tribulation, The Formulas of Death.
Fuckin' spooky, man.
13. Fuckin' everyone else, man. The days get later, I get lazier. Bloody Hammers, Spiritual Relics. Ihsahn, Das Seelenbrechen. Windhand, Soma. Hail of Bullets, III: The Rommel Chronicles. Autopsy, The Headless Ritual. Moss, Horrible Nights. Throwing Muses, Purgatory/Paradise. Magic Circle, Magic Circle. Orchid, The Mouths of Madness. Jucifer, За Волгой для нас земли нет. Inquisition, Obscure Verses for the Multiverse.
