Thursday, December 19, 2013
Handsome B. Wonderful's Fortieth Annual List of the Top Ten Rock Albums of the Year
SATAN LAUGHS AS YOU ETERNALLY ROT.
Weird year, man. Got more shit to say than ever punches fucking tired of circle jerks in the temple of your dreams. Philosophy is naught but destroying eardrums in my own private forest, tossin' scrawls in the can. Poor man's withdrawal, son, 'cause the hard stuff's too much scratch. The rest is crap 'cept Hanneman.
1. Darkthrone, The Underground Resistance.
Fuckin' metal, man.
2. Alice in Chains, The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here.
Fuckin' reflection, man.
3. Uncle Acid & the deadbeats, Mind Control.
Fuckin' cults, man.
4. Cathedral, The Last Spire.
Fuckin' Hammer, man.
5. Monster Magnet, Last Patrol.
Fuckin' testosterone, man.
6. Cultes Des Ghoules, Henbane.
Fuckin' Satan, man.
7. Rome, Hate Us and See if We Mind.
Fuckin' angst, man.
8. Ranger, Knights of Darkness.
Fuckin' speed, man.
9. SubRosa, More Constant Than the Gods.
Fuckin' doom, man.
10. Bones, Sons of Sleaze.
Fuckin' Helpless, man.
11. Iron Dogs, Free and Wild.
Fuckin' 1982, man.
12. Tribulation, The Formulas of Death.
Fuckin' spooky, man.
13. Fuckin' everyone else, man. The days get later, I get lazier. Bloody Hammers, Spiritual Relics. Ihsahn, Das Seelenbrechen. Windhand, Soma. Hail of Bullets, III: The Rommel Chronicles. Autopsy, The Headless Ritual. Moss, Horrible Nights. Throwing Muses, Purgatory/Paradise. Magic Circle, Magic Circle. Orchid, The Mouths of Madness. Jucifer, За Волгой для нас земли нет. Inquisition, Obscure Verses for the Multiverse.
Posted by Randal Graves at 10:26 AM
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LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
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stuff... thought youse was dead...
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZtD22KE1U
have a song....
Man, banging your head is hurting it Randal. Better stop that ;~P
Alice in Chains. Heh, excellent trolling.
if, don't need nothin' but a good time.
okjimm, you dirty bastard.
life, since there's nothing up there worth hurting, no worries.
BDR, was going to pick Captain Beefheart, but that would have been too obvious.
Dude, I miss your purple prosey album reviews, but this made me laugh.
Also, BDR, we love the Alice in these parts, even if the new record didn't excite me nearly as much as it did Randal.
Following the tradition begun earlier by okjimm let me add this one to your collection.
Jeebus X. Chrysanthemum. Take a fucking day off from the interwebs to get some goddam xmas shopping done and look who pokes his head out his Clevelandic hidey-hole! Will we have three more weeks of Hell?
I'm pretty sure we don't share a single tune on our respective play lists. But, respect. I look forward to expanding my listen.
Best for the Hellidays!
What, nothing involving the Duck Dynasty boys?
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oh oh oh...Susan! great idea....Caroling at Randal's!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIF_rXj7mag
Sorry I'm planning on being freeze dried and placed in a Glad bag. I should remain fresh and tasty for decades.
Interesting list. As always, I'm stunned by how many metal bands I've never heard of.
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