Thursday, February 23, 2012

I enjoy rocking back & forth in the corner before circling the drain it makes the ride more pleasant

















So long, library cowboy.

Gloopdooploopdeloopbettyboop when, after removing string after coiled string of Lite Brite because every day is at least 8% Christmas plus tax, I peel the onion & cry because it's an onion & they do that [ed. note: I'm not really because the only onions in the vicinity are caked on vending machine botulism & tears lessen the chance of an ulcer everyone should have attainable goals], & because further & hence writer's block is the midst of boxing up & closeting next to the skeleton all the freeform ready for public jazz joints & since I don't discount dissociation all I can do in reply is to thine own self nelsonmuntz in the mirror in lieu of diatribal rants on how silence is golden makes fools of us all, or at least some, for once not me, or am I the fool, probably. They sure can gab.

Postscript: no, this ain't a sayonara, some of you fuckers take what I say way too literal, a mistake when dealing with someone who talks, as a rule, out of his ass.

13 comments:

Prunella Vulgaris said...

you still haven't passed musical judgment on the new Alcest, justsayin'...!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

this ain't a sayonara

O.T.O.H.
~

Randal Graves said...

duchess, it's real good.

if, the world is like a poorly dubbed kung-fu flick.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Vellum, not parchment. The key lies there!

Demeur said...

Who else but you could express a lack of creative ideas in such a creative way?

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, fine, ignore bindings of human skin.

demeur, imagine what I could accomplish if I was actually creative.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Or Barely Creative for that matter.

Tom Harper said...

"...someone who talks, as a rule, out of his ass."

Hey, Jim Carrey has a patent on that.

Beach Bum said...

a mistake when dealing with someone who talks, as a rule, out of his ass.

I still talk out of my ass because no one listens to me anyway, might as well have some fun.

Jim H. said...

Who farted?

susan said...

These guys made a fine art of flatulence.

Jim H. said...

@Susan: They must've been spying on my boys when they get together to watch The Office or Avatar or something. That's amazing!

Randal Graves said...

duchess, being that will only get you a low-paying, nondescript peon job in dusty book depository.

tom, Cannibal Corpse.

BB, Pink Flamingos.

jim, what, no companion dick joke? You're slipping, old man.

susan, I wish you all would take the internets a bit more seriously, it's more than porn and box scores.