Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Waiting for Wotan #10

"Are either one of these any good?"
"I don't eat vegetables."
"Well have you heard anything about either one of them?"
"I find it's best to stay out of other peoples' affairs."

"You mean you haven't heard anyone say anything about whether carrots or turnips can help me find Wotan?"
"Well, what about these two?"
"Oh, they suck."

"These are the same two vegetables. You weren't paying any attention."
"No, I wasn't."

"I don't think Wotan would appreciate --"
"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I've been to that place.

Whatever you do, don't try the haddock!

Demeur said...

That reminds me what's the special at Rays' today? No veggies there I bet.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Those veggies are no substitute for Yggdrasil for sure...

Randal Graves said...

if, we only serve Lake Erie monster.

demeur, the gang is greene, no one can tell the difference.

duchess, Ratatoskr does more than play mailman.

Laura said...

Vegetables mind their own business and so should we!
Good life lesson.


Life As I Know It Now said...

Eat your veggies kids!

Beach Bum said...

"I don't eat vegetables."

I keep forgetting, is ketchup a veggie or not?

susan said...

I'll be back for the self defense with fruit lesson.

Randal Graves said...

laura, they will until nuclear fallout mutates them. Ever vigilant!

life, before they eat you!

BB, what about catsup?

susan, dried starfruit would make excellent shuriken.