Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Will you walk into my parlour

Said the spider to the fly.





Or, for a mere $15 a day, clap less.

So that's where my $15 really went.

Space Casino, here I come.


Kindly go fuck yourself.

Not tackling the problem.

Randal's not here, man.

It's all about karmic relationships, baby.

All is not lost.


Tom Harper said...

Overthrowing a fascist regime on $15 a day? That's not very lucrative. It's time to dust off my old "Will Overthrow Fascist Regime For Food" sign.

Life As I Know It Now said...

hey man, it's me :)

Randal Graves said...

tom, as long as you know that you're gonna get paid in pork rinds and not steak.

life, a fascist regime? Mozart? Tommy Chong? The Bait of Satan?

Anonymous said...

2 doors down from Satan-Bait is the way to forgiveness. It's like a Christian book store next to an Adult Toys retailer!

susan said...

At the risk of being disrespectful to the authors concerned, I'd have to say some of those books would be better used as construction materials than reading matter.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's a fine funnel-web spider.

(Araneomorph, not Atracinae)

Life As I Know It Now said...

It's Life man, open up :)

Beach Bum said...
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Beach Bum said...

All is not lost.

Yeah, I hear Tierra del Fuego is still way off the beaten path.

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, the CPL was indeed hawking quite a few 'how to find mr. right'/'bunga bunga for dummies' type tomes. By Crom I found what I did.

susan, I had considered paper footballs and airplanes being flung at mine enemies from behind forts made of books, but I probably would have been put on a no-read list.

if, his name is Boris.

I think for my next flora/fauna post, I'm going to send you the shots so you can ID them before I toss them up.

life, c'mon, you can't go all meta towards the end of the day. I generally turn off my brain about 9am. Sheesh.

BB, best three bucks I ever spent, but I won't get carpetbombed by a fleet of B-52s whilst reading on the beach, will I?