Wednesday, October 31, 2012

666 rpm

In honor of the dark half, the most interesting half, of the human condition, I'm off to watch this for the billionth time once I escape the Slab. Whilst I'm stabbing my heart with knife-wielding doom, spookify your life with this fake radio show if I had a radio show which I don't, hence fake, the perfect apertif to your candy scarfing or your rage at having to wait to scarf due to Gaia's rage, that's like rage squared and one of 37 reasons the gods invented metal, another one being raging at certain forms of slackerdom that even slackers scowl at but mostly a righteous rage contra zombie bigwigs and their crumbled up cookie days.

9 comments:

Prunella Vulgaris said...

WORK MEANS FREEDOM.

You're fooling no one, Randal. Everyone knows you show up every morning out of the kindness of your Pagan of Distinction heart and your love of the future social service workers and not because you need to provide for the kids and cats.

Of course you'd rather be in the Slabbe instead of wandering through some cemeteries getting your doom on.

Randal Graves said...

DARKTHRONING GETS IN THE WAY OF CRUMBLING THIS PLATE OF COOKIES.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOUR CRUMBLING COOKIES.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Crumbles Are Cookies, TOO!
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Randal Graves said...

duchess, THEY'LL HAVE CRUMBLED COOKIES ONCE WE BRING THEM DEMOCRACY.

if, IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THE LESSER OF TWO COOKIES, AMERICA WILL CRUMBLE.

MRMacrum said...

Cookies attract monsters. Better put out a bunch if you want them to visit you in Cleveland. The battleground schtick will only last a few more days.

Beach Bum said...

Doing the old movie version of "War of the Worlds" tonight as the 47% free loading kiddies come for sugary handouts.

susan said...

Next time you have cube time to spare you might enjoy watching this.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, are you saying that Ohiostan *isn't* that important, that we've been lied to? O, the vapors.

BB, you should show the kids They Live, let them know what the aliens are really up to.

susan, oh no, if these hippie commie nature freaks are asking me to give up onion rings, we're gonna have words. I do enjoy their plank of less work, though.