I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
you're anti you're antisocial
I work with the dead everyday, and the pay sucks. Not to mention, they don't give tips. What's this world coming to?
NUNLY! You could always harvest their organs and get some of that fat black market cash.
I'd sell my own spare body parts but I don't think I'd get much for them at this stage in the game.Want Ad: One used kidney for sale. Well cared for but somewhat old. Best offer. Call after 6 pm.
Wake the Dead.~
demeur, for the iced bath tubber, beggars can't be choosers.if, wake up dead.
Does this also mean that I can work with the dead at the polls coming voting time. Hell, most of the Cook County voters in Illinois are on the "dead roll" and they vote every freakin' election.....sometimes they even do it twice!
I always wondered what a mortician's recruiting poster would look like.
I'm left wondering what sort of "personal interaction" seems right for working with the dead. And that's something I don't want to wonder about.
If I started working with the dead the work place conversations would see a vast improvement.
nunly, someone's gotta take them from the morgue or the grave to the voting booth.tom, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.C'mon, everyone, sing it.SWA, what crawls in the dark recesses of your mind, sir? They only want to get together for a game of cards, and perhaps some voting.BB, in terms of that personal interaction, you might have the worst job here. But you do have all those meds you could pilfer, too.
What the hell, you slacker??? I'm ready for another post. Get cracking.....a nice poem about nuclear disaster or something end of the world-ish, would be good. NunlyNnnnnnunnnnnlllly haviiiiing a ppppanic aaattttttttack.
Was it the salmon souffle I made for the last pot luck? At least the obligatory meetings will be a lot less boring from now on.
nunly, there once was a bomb from Iranvia Murkan agitprop, Pakistanwas used to become a prezas empty as a spent Pezboth, like this limerick, belong in the can.susan, what, no greasy pizza?
Have you ever suggested that Cincy mortuary school to the offspring?
Best comment yet Prunella. I hear the kids are dying to get into that program.
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