Monday, October 1, 2012

It is almost Halloween, after all














15 comments:

Nunly said...

I work with the dead everyday, and the pay sucks. Not to mention, they don't give tips. What's this world coming to?

Randal Graves said...

NUNLY! You could always harvest their organs and get some of that fat black market cash.

Demeur said...

I'd sell my own spare body parts but I don't think I'd get much for them at this stage in the game.

Want Ad: One used kidney for sale. Well cared for but somewhat old. Best offer. Call after 6 pm.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wake the Dead.
~

Randal Graves said...

demeur, for the iced bath tubber, beggars can't be choosers.

if, wake up dead.

Nunly said...

Does this also mean that I can work with the dead at the polls coming voting time. Hell, most of the Cook County voters in Illinois are on the "dead roll" and they vote every freakin' election.....sometimes they even do it twice!

Tom Harper said...

I always wondered what a mortician's recruiting poster would look like.

S.W. Anderson said...

I'm left wondering what sort of "personal interaction" seems right for working with the dead. And that's something I don't want to wonder about.

Beach Bum said...

If I started working with the dead the work place conversations would see a vast improvement.

Randal Graves said...

nunly, someone's gotta take them from the morgue or the grave to the voting booth.

tom, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

C'mon, everyone, sing it.

SWA, what crawls in the dark recesses of your mind, sir? They only want to get together for a game of cards, and perhaps some voting.

BB, in terms of that personal interaction, you might have the worst job here. But you do have all those meds you could pilfer, too.

me414 said...

What the hell, you slacker??? I'm ready for another post. Get cracking.....a nice poem about nuclear disaster or something end of the world-ish, would be good.


Nunly
Nnnnnnunnnnnlllly haviiiiing a ppppanic aaattttttttack.

susan said...

Was it the salmon souffle I made for the last pot luck? At least the obligatory meetings will be a lot less boring from now on.

Randal Graves said...

nunly, there once was a bomb from Iran
via Murkan agitprop, Pakistan
was used to become a prez
as empty as a spent Pez
both, like this limerick, belong in the can.

susan, what, no greasy pizza?

Prunella Vulgaris said...

Have you ever suggested that Cincy mortuary school to the offspring?

Demeur said...

Best comment yet Prunella. I hear the kids are dying to get into that program.