Saturday, October 27, 2012

Yeah, not so much

Verily, a day about to be wasted vomiting up an on-rails high school paper for a rumored college class. Oh, the gutters we willingly dive into for that shiny bus pass. I feel so dirty, but not very sexy which is probably true of most middle-age hitched dudes but in order to stave off every else's burgeoning vomiting, let me quickly change the vinyl and spin ye something both Halloweenie & oh baby.

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A nice, cheerful selection to match our weather.

P.S. First day in a while that I didn't have turn on the a.c. in the afternoon.
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Demeur said...

I thought you'd be adept at ghost writing for the freshmen vixens. So much side money to be made that way you know. Other benefits too.

Randal Graves said...

if, everyone's happy when the Wizard walks by.

I'm loving the crispy wind, though I could do without the impending primeval flood-birthing rains.

demeur, whoa there, charlie, I'm talking about my paper for my class. I loathe people too much to help them out even for cash, and the youngins need do nothing but get off my lawn.

susan said...

Now if you'd gone to medical school like your mom wanted you'd be collecting CME credits while lounging on a Hawaiian beach.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Republican challenger Mitt Romney rescheduled campaign events planned for Virginia on Sunday and was flying to Ohio instead.

Oh, YAY US!
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Randal Graves said...

susan, once I heard they weren't passing out free samples, I said to hell with this. Shortsighted, I know.

if, there's a bumper sticker idea, a donkey and an elephant flanking Ohio Is For Fuckers. It'll sell like griddlecakes and I can finally afford all those meds I could have had.

Beach Bum said...

...is probably true of most middle-age...

That is why we have beer and porn.

Demeur said...

Class? Oh come now we all know you have no class. :-)