Saturday, December 11, 2010

Reading comprehension

Oh, fortnight!


Oh! Old Doc Cholera's Doppler Specific says there's a Fearsome Lake Storm 'a brewin' an' if we all put on our Galvanic Chain Belts n' pray real hard to the Lord God Our Creator, mayhap this Storm'll last an'a won't hafta come in to work on Tuesday. Ay-men.

In the news or no, I'll never get tired of this

though what that says about me I have no idea, but one have that I do have is a question, an important one, a query of opinion all for you, gentle readers. In light of the universally applauded comic stylings of Bush the Smarter's offspring, has the once (& future?) gold standard of pretzeldential hijinks been superseded, & if so, is such usurpation temporary or permanent & if so-er, either/or, too early to tell? Inquiring Weekly World News readers want to know.


okjimm said...

ya know.... I kinda wish we still had Nixon to kick around.... he should be all soft and mushy by now.

maybe we should dig him up.... Checkers anyone?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Pizza Trolls?!?!@1!

Is nothing sacred?

P.S. Sock it to me!

sunshine said...

I think that we have that book lying around here somewhere too! ;p

Apparently we are expecting some more snow here as well. Ours is coming tomorrow. I guess I'd better go shopping for food tonight.
If I don't then we will be without grub and the kids might....(wait for it)....
Sock it to mEEE?????


Liberality said...

(Handing over her plate of pizza rolls) "here's your damn pizza rolls, ya happy now?!"

Tom Harper said...

That poor poor frozen man in the second picture. They say his last words were "come here, you little shit!"

Oh wait, maybe it was "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, do we resurrect the jowls? Those are lethal weapons.

if, that would've been a perfect choice for Nixon's comeback LP.

sunshine, it's Canada, isn't it *always* snowing up there? Tell the kids to eat the snow and stay outta my pizza rolls!

liberality, why yes I am, thanks for asking.

tom, poor Scatman Crothers. Sniff.

okjimm said...

Sounds good.... Nixon Jowls with Agnew Gravy..... Lets all go to Ray's!

S.W. Anderson said...

Whoever ate the pizza rolls did everyone else a favor. ;)

Ricky Shambles said...

Jesus is a raisin.

Demeur said...

Fellini on his worst day couldn't have written the events of the last three years. Has Ray's been offering a special on pizza rolls? Forget the kool aid it was the pizza rolls I tell you.

susan said...

Once they fell over the cliff it's a very long drop. My prediction is we haven't seen the bottom yet. Is there room for another at your table at Ray's?

thatgirl said...

I really want to see the combination of pizza rolls and Placeholder Place happen.

jin said...

I had a very in depth & jintelligent answer to all the questions you posed...
but it's been forgotten in lieu of PIZZA!!!
(Because, you know, I see the word & then I want it. Damn good thing you didn't type 'sex' because my beau's at work!)

La Belette Rouge said...

The oompa loompas ate them. Damn, I am running out of oompa loompa bate. And I need the oompa loompas to help me read your blog( they have better reading comprehension than I do).

Dr. Zaius said...

Nixon blamed the Jews, blacks, Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans for pizza rolls? I don't understand - I quite like them, myself. ;o)

Mauigirl said...

How funny you dug up that video of Nixon on Laugh-In saying "Sock it to ME???" - I was just reminiscing with a friend about Laugh-In and reminded him of Nixon's appearance on the show!

On a more serious note, Nixon must have had serious issues in terms of his opinions of minorities...therapy would probably have benefited him.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, with a side of Colson.

SWA, shouldn't you be off drinking that swill you love so much?

ricky, he's pretty old; don't you think he's a bit too dried & stringy for Ray's menu?

demeur, I'm already working on the Pizza Roll Defense just in case I get busted for anything.

susan, as Ray's is expanding operations, room for everyone, invite your entire province!

LBR, oompa loompa doopity doo, have I got another blog for you, oompa loompa doopity dee,
worse than here that's read by thee.

dr. zaius, obviously you've never read the Protocols of the Elders of Totino's.

mauigirl, perhaps, but with therapy, he wouldn't have stayed the little scamp we all know and love.

okjimm said...

"Protocols of the Elders of Totino's." !!!!! Gees,now I remember why I keep coming back here! hehehe