Saturday, November 19, 2011

Bombs? We don't need no stinkin' bombs

Suffocates efficiently as it preserves post-apocalyptic victuals those cans of cream of mushroom won't last forever. Snow, the other death from above.

Yeah, I know. I was hoping to sell out buy in, but I just don't have the marketing chops of The Big O. A recurring trope, yours truly as lazy.

To rectify video-lesse-nesse:

Play it loud or I'll snow on your house.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Yeah I'm turning it up to 11.


Beach Bum said...
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Beach Bum said...

...the marketing chops of The Big O.

Yeah, but our doughnut eating, badge wearing fat thugs are good Christians, not those evil Muslims.

...cans of cream of mushroom won't last forever.

Go MRE's, they will outlast Twinkies and even cockroaches which are quite the crunchy goodness after you roast them.

Randal Graves said...

if, just don't scare the little squirrels.

BB, there used to be a Goldfish near me when I was a kid, but I think they just (officially) trafficked in surplus threads.

Just ants at home, but thankfully the Towering Slab is rife with roaches.

Laura said...

That song was exactly what I needed this morning! :)

I"m awake now.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I have no idea what you are writing about (as usual, I blame the ether binges you have in Clevelandistan), but the music was such a refreshing change from your usual syrupy pop stuff.

Snow? You mean cocaine?


Tengrain in Californiastan

Tom Harper said...

Liar. I played the youtube at full volume and it still snowed on my house.

susan said...

He's a man who always speaks with total sincerity from both sides of his mouth.

I played it at full volume too but the howling wind outside just got louder. What have I done?

MRMacrum said...

We don't need no stinkin snow either.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

I would welcome snow as the San Joaquin Valley never gets any just the mts that surround us. So I didn't play the its early on the left coast and the Ball n Chain would kill me for blasting music at this hour.

Jim H. said...

It's 85 here in the keys.

okjimm said...

nope nope nope.... i will not click on a music video you post. Fool me once, shame on me... fool me twice..just goes to show what a fool I am. Fool me three times and I will never let you go to the store for beer again....

Demeur said...

Go ahead snow on my house. I don't care because I'm not going anywhere anyway. So there take that you meteorological wizard!

thatgirl said...


S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, snow isn't smart and promoting seasonal affective disorder is not an endearing trait.

Randal Graves said...

laura, more potent than caffeine.

tengrain, just because everyone is a cokehead out your way. Sheesh.

tom, any resemblances are purely coincidental.

susan, see above.

mrmacrum, I'll decide what you and everyone else does or doesn't need.

dusty, but it's syrupy pop, are you calling Tengrain a liar?

jim, please, keep such vomit-inducing temperatures to yourself.

okjimm, but it's my treat. Can you spot me a twenty?

demeur, you'll run out of bugs to eat, eventually.

STORM OF THE YETI SCOFFS AT EVERYTHING is the title of our follow-up to the RASPUTIN! doom opera.

SWA, when have I ever embraced endearment?

S.W. Anderson said...

"when have I ever embraced endearment?"

Hmm. Now that you mention it . . . :)