Wednesday, November 9, 2011


Remaining muddled in the mud of a dimestore existential dilemma & ancillary problems numbering 99 in number, +/- 98 margin of error, & with no worthy shots of rock & roll creation (would've captured a better moon last eve if I had mooned the lens though I would have blinded half the state), I present for your edification a selection from the cheapest class of guffaws.

The Military-Industrial Complex Porn Name Generator.

All right, crickets. Next time, another bartender joke.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You've got a bright future in the entertainment biz, young man.

Forget this fad, "plastics".

Beach Bum said...

Doctor Strangelove I presume? I sure miss Slim Pickens.

Laura said...

Hey wait .....
I thought you guys only had a cannon!


Randal Graves said...

if, you're only saying that because we have no future!

BB, there's always necromancy.

laura, if only you guys weren't so shifty, but we think of the children.

zencomix said...

Have you seen Dick Smoke's early work, before he became popular?

Anonymous said...

Dickie Smoke loves his payload carrying flying phalli.

His name reminds me of the former Baltimore mayor who wanted to legalize pot but apparently only inhaled briefly and shallowly when doing it on his own.

Randal Graves said...

zencomix, you mean before he sold out?

karl of the österreich, which he did to make sure it wasn't laced with anything nasty at least someone's thinking about the children.

Tom Harper said...

Richard Smoke? I thought it was Richard Sands. Or maybe I'm thinking of Richard Head.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Dick Smoke?

Only if you're doing it wrong.



susan said...

I've really got my fingers crossed for DARPA's 100 Year Starship Program because I'm sure all the MIC folks will want to go.

S.W. Anderson said...

Domestically, our biggest dilemma is the wholesale failure of our educational system to get about 35 percent of the population to say "noocleeyur" instead of the obnoxious

How hard could it be, right? I wonder of Dick Smoke says it right.

MRMacrum said...

I always felt the biggest nuclear dilemma was how to pronounce it.

I would hazard a guess that Mr Smoke's treatment of the dilemma is less than a glowing report. Nothing ever seems to go well when one eradicates by radiating.

Randal Graves said...

tom, don't be such a Richard Head.

tengrain, smoke 'em if you got 'em.

susan, just wait until they've the first confirmation of a Goldilocks planet. Earthbound exploitation is so passe.

SWA, now those are perfectly legitimate Scrabble words.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, boo, hiss & hiss.