Saturday, November 12, 2011

Sidewalking metal punks

One lousy, half-assed snowfall? That's it?

More apocalypse victuals.

The pithy comment I had prepared only works if it's evident that those are plastic bags hanging off the branches & it's not evident that those are plastic bags.

Able to sashay past General Zod in a single bound.

We're bad, we're nationwide.

This makes Baby Michael Myers cry.

Something about needles & camels.

You'll never take twirling moustache alive, nyah.

I love the nightlife, I love to boogie.

"Oh, boo yourself."

Everyone hates the popular kids.

Sponsored by the Fourth Circle of Hell.

Because nothing says I love you like a glowing plastic turkey.

A three-piece is the opiate of the masses.

I'd feel safer if there was a graphic of waterboarding.

Driver's license doesn't count?
I fought & died in Axis & Allies for this country!

So sick & tired of the War On Yule.

Nice that the kids will have something to do whilst mom & dad get blotto.

If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day & do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.

Creepy Santa gives the best presents.

For all your double entendre needs.

Is it safe? It's safe, it's very safe.

Police brutality.

Judges? I'm sorry, we were looking for it pays to know people.

Berry good.

If I didn't suck, you'd be able to tell those are also red.

Ever since the Monkees broke up, Peter's been trying to get by.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

One lousy, half-assed snowfall? That's it?

Hah! Down here in tropical Columbus, we're having margaritas while the parrots and canaries sing us songs.

P.S. I just took a picture of one of those red berry trees a couple minutes ago. Cockspur hawthorn, maybe?

Laura said...

I thought that was fruit hanging off the trees! Not plastic bags....


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

P.S. You know who else took pictures in Cleveland?

That's right...

Beach Bum said...

Something about needles & camels.

Watch out, you don't want to get on the bad side of Republican Jesus and his happy capitalist disciples.

Randal Graves said...

if, dude, it's near 60° today & that makes me want to vomit in terror. As for the trees, I'll have to take your word for it; what little botanical knowledge I once had has long vanished.

For bonus points, ID those yellow berries.

City of Magic? Well, your pal was indeed drinking.

laura, as if anything edible could grow in the filthy air slowly choking our burg into nothingness.

BB, don't forget that Hussein X & Vice Pretzeldent Credit Card loves them some Goldman Sachery, too.

Demeur said...

Know why the Roof Top is so cheap?

Low overhead

Jim H. said...


What is it if it's not a walkway?

Tom Harper said...

First you needed an ID to vote; now you need an ID just to get a free haircut?

S.W. Anderson said...

Today's high was 36 here in the Inland NW arctic annex. It was windy, snowed on and off, and bleak. Wish you were here instead of me. Sixty sounds like heaven right now.

Do you suppose they put the safety deposit vault brass or bronze letters in the vault for safekeeping?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, badoomboom.

jim, at least walkways, unlike park- and driveways, don't falsely advertise.

tom, bastards wouldn't even take my Advance Token To The Nearest Utility card.

SWA, can we switch, pretty please with eye-gouging icicles on top?

Normally I'd say in this economy but the place is closed, & thus, actually the local CIA/Illuminati HQ.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Quick ? for you, R.G. Did you actually play that youtuber at my place?

susan said...

Cities are weird wherever you are - I guess because there are people in them.

Last Friday, after the Veteran's Day parades, they sent all the extra cops in town to clear out the Occupy site just up the street. I would have gone but there was a wild nor'easter happening.

thatgirl said...

No Krampus references? Still, swanky indeed.