Wednesday, November 30, 2011

I made you & now I take you back



Remade, actually. Writers are blockheads, & when thus blocked, often resort to outright theft, but nothing's new under the sun anyway so rewriting minnesanger embroidery in crude lines is fine, dude's been dead for ten centuries, he won't mind but I do due to a terrible awful-nesse, therefore, in its absence [ed. note: de rien] go on & pocket the deserved remonstrance next to your empty wallet. I think I had something else of unimportance to post about [ed. note: our slow burn apocalypse, still not evitable, sorry, Fred], but the Esoteric Order of St. Drogo has forbidden me to reveal it. No, I just plum forgot, had you fooled for a moment, I did. Plums are an underrated fruit, & I beseech thee contemplate that while I see if the blocks are now breakable like Legos or temporarily permanent as the Andes.

17 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'll have a proper comment when I get back to my own pc, he alleged.
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MRMacrum said...

Aren't plums the fruit of half the population's loins? If so, I would say underrating them would be the task for the one half. And overrating them entirely within the realm of reason for the other.

okjimm said...

//Plums are an underrated fruit//

but they get to be reincarnated as prunes and moe to florida

Randal Graves said...

if, I don't offer proper posts, why should you feel obliged to properly comment?

mrmacrum, unless existence is some kind of Logan's Run inside a hologram inside a taco.

okjimm, hey Moe!

Laura said...

Great song!
Nothing wrong with plagiarism. How do you think I made it though school?

((Hugs))
Laura

Demeur said...

Remakes are never as good as the first times and soon it will be prunes for the only blocks you'll experience will be of the intestinal variety.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

That's it! I'm gonna flay your pet cucaracha for revealing all my scrivener's secrets, you maker of wordy golems!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This is a proper comment.
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Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

this is an improper comment (and thus I plagiarized Thunder and proved once again something or other).

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

laura, plagiarism and refashioning something are, to preempt a certain destroyer of worlds, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

demeur, au contraire.

karl of the österreich, don't make me bust out my grimoire & pointy dunce cap!

if, looks suspiciously like the first.

tengrain, your comments are always improper, hippie.

thatgirl said...

Whee Cleveland's a Plum!

And Virgin Prunes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWw3N35Xys

Tom Harper said...

Fruits even more underrated than than the plum include the lychee, pomegranate and kumquat.

susan said...

In my youth I wrote the Esoteric Order of St. Drogo entrance exam but I failed because of common tendencies.

Beach Bum said...

Plums are cool but bananas are funnier, they make me laugh every time I hear someone say the word. Just like ducks.

Lisa said...

Someone needs to throw some water on that lion.

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, prunes are sluts!

tom, those don't sound very American.

susan, but you misunderstand, our esotericism exists precisely due to our ordinariness.

BB, what's wrong with duck? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

lisa, you'd be hopping around too if you had a thorn in your paw.

okjimm said...

plagiarism???? is that like socialism...or communism or pygmyism...