Monday, February 27, 2012

Through a glass, inky

Hagiographically speaking, the fount of unblocking is 1% my own mock turtle genius; 13% from other written sources that threaten to hack sanity out, envy cruelly stuffed in its place; 44% outright theft from said sources; 28% a pretty picture; 37% pretty tuneage; & fully half from the synaptic vagaries of a drunken stupor. The spirits need not be literal, en fait, usually aren't, usually worse 'cause buzz, thy name is transience. 

As with all numbers, all are lies whose beauty is judged by flawed eyes, save the only truth, that zero is now one. Innards, let us celebrate our new arrangement with, not the adding of chocolate to milk, but the above, 'cause you are an Arab ship hit by Greek fire, & fire deceives by being pretty with a palette of new colors. Settle down, melodrama is bacon & eggs, with a stack slathered in maple syrup, much more tasty than your nutritiously bland gruel.

Dammit, I'm starving. Stupid writer's unblock. 

10 comments:

Demeur said...

What?! No chocolate! What kind of barbarian are you?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I see the problem, R.G.

Lack of hash browns.
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Randal Graves said...

demeur, probably a Visigoth since I don't steal enough to be a Vandal.

if, oh no, they were served, but you want them just a bit crunchy, otherwise it's just mashed potatoes.

susan said...

I gave up on logic long ago... Causality itself is just a pattern we noticed.

Tom Harper said...

Isn't there supposed to be some perspiration among all that genius, pretty pictures, pretty tuneage and synaptic vagaries?

Randal Graves said...

susan, I used to have nightmares about modus ponens until the irrational saved me from a grisly fate.

tom, Old Spice, man, Old Spice.

Beach Bum said...

I don't know dude, a big glass of chocolate milk along with a box of Little Debbie snack cakes sounds pretty good right now.

Life As I Know It Now said...

You are more creative than you give yourself credit for so go stuff your face and be done with it ;-P

Randal Graves said...

BB, it might have to be chocolate milk, I don't think we have any bacon.

life, barfing out a post is quite easier than versifying or storytime about mad pancakes, I'm just glad there's *something* on the page for once.

okjimm said...

Stupid writer's unblock.

Never use an unblock with an SPF under 45. otherwise you get writer's burn.