Monday, April 2, 2012

Message in a bottle






















Jinn, like graffiti & jaywalking in front of the Space Casino, kills.

+1 for olde schule geekery. Oui, I can reward myself. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel. By the way, you, the reader, suck. Don't worry, so do we though the other half of Local no. 13 less so, me gumming up a personal cost-benefit analysis with fewer thoughts on Important stuff & more on verse-y I-stuff, though Important stuff bleeds through, how can it not. Apropos that oxidized blood is the color of rust 'cause all the waste twixt the lands of a completed piece you see where I'm going with this. Ruin porn ain't just for shooting rubble. Fucking hangovers, & that ain't all of the ubiquitous it. Don't be daft, surface phenomena.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A hangover is nothing but a party that ended too soon.
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Beach Bum said...

Had to look up "ruin porn", yes I have a dirty mind.

Life As I Know It Now said...

As for the hangover, eat some potatoes or bread or both! That always helps :)

Demeur said...

Didn't some planet freeze its' unnecessary drones until necessary? How humane of them. But here we sit the masses of unemployed waiting for Godo while overlords sup on sumptuous repas. How poetic sans the justice part. Hangover? I couldn't even cover the cover charge.

Randal Graves said...

if, at least I'm smart enough to drink alone, with nobody else.

BB, it's filthy to boosters.

life, what about Easter candy?

GODO SHOT FIRST. Whiskey, I think.

Prunella Vulgaris said...

He turned me into a djinn! I got better!

Randal Graves said...

Explain again how kibbeh may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

susan said...

Talking about ruin porn how about his former Russian Communist Pioneer Camp? There's nothing like getting the kids used to Cthulu.

Demeur said...

Ah Russia's answer to Disneyland. Guaranteed bad time for all comrades.

Randal Graves said...

susan, oh yeah, the Duchess stumbled across that once upon a yonder. As awesome as Cthulhu is, I doubt they would have substituted The Case of Charles Dexter Ward for Lenin, Lenin, and more Lenin.

demeur, there's an "in Russia..." joke here, but it's only 5:30. Any third shifters about?

Tom Harper said...

Jinn kills? I thought only Speed did that.

S.W. Anderson said...
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S.W. Anderson said...

Hangover or serious head injury? Hie thee to a mirror and check for lumps, bumps, cracks and bleeding. If you don't see signs of physical trauma, you must've been drinking some really bad stuff. Consider upgrading to something that doesn't claim paint stripping among its uses. ;)

Randal Graves said...

tom, I always wondered whatever happened to Ben Tramer.

SWA, it's called multitasking, dammit!