Wednesday, January 2, 2013

365 364 more days of the same old crap

"Are you open on Saturday?"
"Nope!"

It's the little things. And it's the big things that counter them through a sledgehammer attack so surreptitious that you don't realize until after the fact that you've spent gobs of Time Oodles picking up powdered shards and put them back together, malformed like a post-Krazy Glue Humpty. Dance? Not even in the Burger King bathroom. Any further cusp-of-grunge requests? No?

Aw yiss.

Plus I've got that shiny new abstract bauble to distract for awhile.

The new year's already an improvement, though the day is young(ish).

9 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The new year's already an improvement, though the day is young(ish).

I'm here (hear) to save the day!
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Randal Graves said...

You bloody well know I'm not clicking on that. You're as trustworthy as the CIA.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

buck buck bahhh!!
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Tom Harper said...

I clicked on it; stayed for about 30 seconds. The earworm will last a lot longer than that.

Randal Graves said...

I didn't put the Overkill up there for my health. I put it up there for yours.

susan said...

'put them back together'
'malformed like a post-Krazy Glue Humpty'
'picking up powdered shards'
'abstract bauble'

Why do I get the feeling a new Christmas ornament was broken?

Nunly said...

Wow, you just took the words right out of my mouth. Give 'em back. :-)

Beach Bum said...

The new year's already an improvement, though the day is young(ish).

Give our glorious leaders time, I have full faith that they can rise to the challenge of screwing things up even better than last year.

Randal Graves said...

susan, you're not entirely wrong.

nunly, possession is 9/10th of the law! That's the Chicago way!

BB, as long as the theatre is entertaining, which isn't always the case.