Friday, January 11, 2013

Going through the illegal motions

Obligatory 25 Years Ago We Didn't Suck gig.

The Fucking Ravens @ The Fucking Broncos: I hate you both. I'm going for a walk. The better team, the better Manning 31-17.

Green Bay @ San Francisco: Smith's less Justin and more Granny thanks to trench arm, which affects everyone. As for thee, cheesy grasshoppers, balance. The game's best downfield chucker will appreciate it. Packers 31-27.

Seattle @ Atlanta: Curious to see if the Falcons become the latest team to lose to the eventual Shiny Thing champs for a third straight year; Buffy researching tells me it's happened more than ye think. After confabbing with a bunch of scienticians, grunge is better than crunk, Beast Mode outgains Ole' Washed-Up Turner, and a third thing. Seahawks 26-24.

Planet Hooston @ The Fucking Patriots: Via the auncient art of castling, channel this to your teammates, Meister Watt, and mayhap thou can keep it within a touchdown. Bonne chance. The Fucking Patriots 34-20.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I h8z them all now, they stole the Precious!!

When's the draft?
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Prunella Vulgaris said...

When I see the new Cleveland Clowns coach's name in print, all I can think of is CHUDs.

susan said...

Considering the fact Ronald Reagan was president in 1987 and George Bush was vice we were already on a slippery slope.

Beach Bum said...

Washington lost and RG3 is injured. I give up until next year.

Demeur said...

Cheer up in another 10 or 15 years the Browns will have a winning team. They just keep telling you it's a building year. Yeah right.

Randal Graves said...

if, the Browns will be drafting Geno Smith in late April.

duchess, a lineup of CHUDs would win the whole thing. Don't beat your opponent, eat them.

susan, the Reagan years were bad for a lot of people, but good (sort of) for Browns fans. Hmm. Time to delve into some necromancy.

BB, at least you have a QB, albeit one that will have slightly less mobility, but for that, you can blame Shanahan for calling a bunch of rollouts and runs for a guy obviously hobbled in the late 1st quarter.

demeur, win-ning team? Sir, I don't speak foreign languages.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oops, I forget my familial duty to boost the Pack.

Go Packers!
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Tom Harper said...

Who needs "illegal motions" when you can have this kind of motion?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Peyt-on

Peyt-off

The Peyter!

That was an elite interception by Peyton Manning, he Dan Dierdorfed...
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Randal Graves said...

A QUARTERBACK WHO RUNS HOW CAN WE STOP THIS SORCERY