Obligatory 25 Years Ago We Didn't Suck gig.
The Fucking Ravens @ The Fucking Broncos: I hate you both. I'm going for a walk. The better team, the better Manning 31-17.
Green Bay @ San Francisco: Smith's less Justin and more Granny thanks to trench arm, which affects everyone. As for thee, cheesy grasshoppers, balance. The game's best downfield chucker will appreciate it. Packers 31-27.
Seattle @ Atlanta: Curious to see if the Falcons become the latest team to lose to the eventual Shiny Thing champs for a third straight year; Buffy researching tells me it's happened more than ye think. After confabbing with a bunch of scienticians, grunge is better than crunk, Beast Mode outgains Ole' Washed-Up Turner, and a third thing. Seahawks 26-24.
Planet Hooston @ The Fucking Patriots: Via the auncient art of castling, channel this to your teammates, Meister Watt, and mayhap thou can keep it within a touchdown. Bonne chance. The Fucking Patriots 34-20.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Going through the illegal motions
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I h8z them all now, they stole the Precious!!
When's the draft?
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When I see the new Cleveland Clowns coach's name in print, all I can think of is CHUDs.
Considering the fact Ronald Reagan was president in 1987 and George Bush was vice we were already on a slippery slope.
Washington lost and RG3 is injured. I give up until next year.
Cheer up in another 10 or 15 years the Browns will have a winning team. They just keep telling you it's a building year. Yeah right.
if, the Browns will be drafting Geno Smith in late April.
duchess, a lineup of CHUDs would win the whole thing. Don't beat your opponent, eat them.
susan, the Reagan years were bad for a lot of people, but good (sort of) for Browns fans. Hmm. Time to delve into some necromancy.
BB, at least you have a QB, albeit one that will have slightly less mobility, but for that, you can blame Shanahan for calling a bunch of rollouts and runs for a guy obviously hobbled in the late 1st quarter.
demeur, win-ning team? Sir, I don't speak foreign languages.
Oops, I forget my familial duty to boost the Pack.
Go Packers!
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Who needs "illegal motions" when you can have this kind of motion?
Peyt-on
Peyt-off
The Peyter!
That was an elite interception by Peyton Manning, he Dan Dierdorfed...
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A QUARTERBACK WHO RUNS HOW CAN WE STOP THIS SORCERY
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