Saturday, June 4, 2011

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

19 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Only one answer to such a condition, beer.

And a trip to some place tropical but I'm flat busted right now.

Randal Graves said...

Us foppish headbangers prefer vino & tropical? Supposed to approach 90° you crazy sir, so I'm thinking more along the lines of darkthroning in Norway, a berserker scream echoed in some fjord.

David Barber said...

I'm still in mourning from a lacklustre performance by a bunch of overpayed twats! Barcelona are the finest team in the world though!!

And yes, we do need a couple of midfielders.

BTW, beer AND vino may help me get out of this! ;-)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh if it's going to be 90 way up in Cleveland, it's probably gonna be 100 in the Southern paradise of Columbus.

Pining for the fjords, Randal?
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thatgirl said...

One does long for Carpathian forests and catacombs on days like these.

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

Mr Rafferty, your taxi is waiting over on Baker Street.

susan said...

It may be hot but I'm glad to see your stencils and spray paints are holding up well. There's nothing better in city life than keeping the pedestrians guessing.

Randal Graves said...

david, don't worry, I'm sure Fergie'll shell out 49 quadrillion pounds for Modric & the bones of Didi. Even Xavi would be scared of the dead.

if, always pining for the fjords, ice, ice baby.

thatgirl, too bad deliciously refreshing underground springs are usually guarded by zombies.

karl of the österreich, saxomophone, sax-o-mo-phone.

Randal Graves said...

susan, I should start contributing to the guesswork 'cause more confusion's always a hoot.

Jim H. said...

Lodi, again?

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

I'm not going to start complaining about the heat...yet. It's not that long ago I was bundled up in sweaters.

Four hours of peace and quiet, a nice tall glass of iced tea, a chair in the shade and my favorite book is all I need...and about $25,000 dollars.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

It is raining in Cali in June, something which I do not recall happening before, even once, so...

J'accuse!

Regards,

Tengrain

Tom Harper said...

"Clowns to the left me, jokers to the right" -- hey, it's 1970 again. As long as we're in the neighborhood: "Four Dead in O-Hi-O"

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

I found your birthday present: http://coolmaterial.com/home/the-cthulhu-roaster/

Regards,

Tengrain

Randal Graves said...

jim, I heard they even have a mall.

tengrain, the Infernal Climat-O-Matic is in precipitationary orbit!

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits hungry.

nunly, don't you think it's about time you put that nun costume to good use & rob a bank?

tom, what is this, that blogs before me?

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal the blonde goddesses of Norway are awesome, but you'll learn most of them vacationing on beaches in Italy, France and Spain, where it's 90 degrees. Meanwhile, you'll be left making loud noises in fjords due to the unaccustomed assault on your belly of a steady diet of lutefisk and beer. Those won't all be screams, though. ;)

Demeur said...

You could always pop out here to Seattle where the thermometer has finally broken through to over 70. The babes aren't bad either and I hear we have the largest collection of micro brews in the world.

Demeur said...

Tengrain I looked but could not find the Ass wipe-O-matic with remote in that catalogue.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Randal has gone Galt!

(Or perhaps fjord.)
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