Thursday, June 9, 2011

Couldn't have said it better myself

Bonus points to you for translating hallucinate chicken scratchings into the Latin alphabet. Thanks, Randal, you're too kind. Don't mention it, Randal.


thatgirl said...

I think I need to find you a quill pen and an inkwell. And parchment if vellum isn't available.

Kerouac wrote on a scroll but his poetry sucks.

Anonymous said...

I know I couldn't as well as wouldn't and definitely shouldn't ...and besides, that's why you're here!

susan said...

Am I to assume they have you grading papers in your spare time at the library?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

thatgirl, Randal just needs a large box of bottle rockets and a tent pole or two.

Freida Bee said...

You can borrow my white out. I've got it here behind these stacks somewhere.

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, so does mine, but in my favor, I didn't unwittingly spawn an unholy army of faux-beatnik hipsters.

I should probably get a coffee house hat to match that inkwell.

karl of the österreich, who's doing what now?

susan, everyone gets a big fat F!

if, unlike you sir, I shall not partake of such fireworkery, violating our sacred Ohio statutes.

FB, correction fluid would add to the illusion of work I try to present. You're a genius!

Laura said...

Is that French? I can't read it either. :)


okjimm said...

I think I saw an Argh.... but IZ couldna be sure....

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

When did the new version of MS Word come out?



Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

I've always found languages difficult to learn but I do recognize "Pirate" when I see it...although the correct translation would have been "Argh!" followed by "Matey!" or "Yo ho ho".

S.W. Anderson said...

What you have there is the third draft of a Rupert Murdoch speech on ethical journalism, to be presented to a joint meeting of Fox and CNN water carriers.

Randal Graves said...

laura, je ne sais pas car je ne parle pas français.

okjimm, that's 64-bit encryption for 'crap.'

tengrain, don't know, but whatever it is, it's crap. I'm going back to my Commodore 64.

nunly, I was busy counting me doubloons!

SWA, if that were the case, wouldn't the screen simply be blank?

Laura said...

I know that you can speak french. Don't give me that crap. :P

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