Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Out of the way, I'm a motorist

Welcome to the machine?

Welcome to that machine.

Watch it, punkasses, we've got killbots, technocrats, the taxman & greasy ex-drummers one phone call away.

Or these guys.

They're everywhere! Damn this facial hair, hope they didn't see me.

We're ever vigilant, terrorists. USA, USA, etc. Is that better?


Demeur said...

Yes I've always jonesed for my own private entrance or even an empty parking spot.

Laura said...

Are those 19th century marching band guys? Good thing the PO-lice are around.
Weirdos... :P


Randal Graves said...

demeur, you're just not important enough.

laura, parsing our intel (dress green suckers in berets, cheesy patriotic tuneage), we figured they were there for some immigration swearing-in ceremony on the steps of the rock hall, unless rumors of a British invasion are true.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I see the terrorists have heard about our tropical paradise (aka Ohio).

One can't be too careful.

okjimm said...

RE..ifthunder... Ohio is a tropical paradice.... what happens when you roll snake eyes?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We call that an average day in the neighborhood, okjimm.

thatgirl said...

Irony of immigrating to the Free World. Welcome to the land of the
kinder gentler machine gun hand.

susan said...

It always kills me when people who drive aggressively along city streets park their cars and then get ticked off at other people driving aggressively along city streets. 'Hey! I'm walkin' here. Can't you see my drum?'

Randal Graves said...

if, shit, you're right, land of milk & honey overrun by jihadists. Bad enough minions of Lockheed-Martin scurry on the floor.

okjimm, you get another roll.

thatgirl, think we should have advised them that an American flag t-shirt cures most social ills?

susan, and we're in Cleveland, I can't imagine experiencing the utter clusterfuck lunacy of a NY or LA or Chicago.

Anonymous said...

Jones Day = asshole lawyers. They need their own garage for security, because they're such assholes and therefore likely to get ...uh... accosted... at a public garage.

But they get paid a lot of money, so maybe they're actually American Heroes.

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

Last week when I went to a ballgame at the ballpark, the security dudes were using those security wand thingies that they use at the airport. At least that's what they said they were but I don't think they were even turned on...they were just messing with us.

I like it when you bring out the camera, as long as you don't pull a Weiner. Wait..that didn't sound right. You know what I mean. ;-)

Jim H. said...

They had to call in the Homeland Securities to quell the mass schadenfreude riots in Cleveland after Dirk diggled the Heats, eh?

Tom Harper said...

No! Please, anything but the greasy ex-drummer!

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, you're so full of shit. Everyone knows that American Heroes are heavily armed.


I like when I bring out the camera, too. The images do all the work for me. Viva lazy posting!

jim, are you kidding? We celebrated with both panache and understated cool. Pay no attention to the overturned cars on fire.

tom, someone's gotta keep Philthy Taylor employed.

Anonymous said...

I am indeed fecally full, having once been a yachtsman of the same stripe, relatively speaking, as the tidy skippers and well-turned-out galley slaves of the good ship Jones Day Reavis & Pogue, Swashbuckling Galleoneers to the Stars of the American Economy!

S.W. Anderson said...

Vehicle crossing? Sign?

Here in the land of perpetual goosebumps, we have these electic contraptions hung over intersections. They're like little tall, thin houses with red, yellow and green lights on them. Red means you stop, yellow means you takes your chances. Red means the city's looking to make some money off you, so go for it if you've got money to throw away and like to live dangerously.

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, then thou hast indeed carried arms, a sword of gilt to stabbeth thine ennemies when The Law faileth!

SWA, are you suggesting the little people be afforded the right to not be run over by a freewheel burning?

Demeur said...

Not important enough? You'll change that tune when your establishment is infested with book worms and paper mites. I do all manner of remediation you know.