Thursday, July 21, 2011

120 minutes, or, ever have one of those nights?

Zen may be dumb -- pour the clutter out? Go realize yourself, fucking wanker -- but too much heavy thinking (reading & listening that's fine but ruminating you stupid brain now let us never participate in such depression again) with a double of heavy drinking, & this 

as bitter chaser is murderousnesse personnyfyd.*

30 minutes? Wishful thinking. No, I'm not talking about footie.

Now I am, partially: since heat in triplicate is nigh unstoppable**, please, Mr. Forlan & Madcap Sidekick, the finest thespian of our generation he right is, prevent a team that has advanced to the final on the back of FIVE DRAWS from doing anything but lamenting the lack of naked countrywomen on the pitch.

*Though I didn't have to suffer gunplay, Parmastani-style
**External #2 should vamoose by mid-September October

Postscript: time heals all self-realization, but the bullet's still flying.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Have you considered Tea-Paw speeches as an insomnia cure, Randal?

Randal Graves said...

C'mon dude, what did I ever do to you?

Anonymous said...

ESPN hates zeroes! They're numerists, bigoted against zeroes, and it's a conspiracy! BOYCOTT!

Randal Graves said...

It wasn't the worst 0-0 game I've ever seen - always helped by turning the volume down on the stream (no clue if the English announcers are good or no) & turning the tunes up - but, hell, go Uruguay.

okjimm said...

Heat is a good thing, my friend, it takes our minds off of....... well, something. It is too hot to think of anything right now.

Tom Harper said...

"time heals all self-realization, but the bullet's still flying."

Words to live by.

susan said...

Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

Got hot around here today. The temperature was almost 76.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's 10:56 pm, 86 degrees, and 74% humidity in Columbus right now, susan.

I'm sure it's cooler where R.G. is, though, what with the burning rivers and stuff.

Beach Bum said...

I keep saying, The very southern tip of Chile is the place to be. Its cool all year round and when Bachmann gets elected and lets the missiles fly during one of her delusional periods while she fights the evil gay headache demons in her skull we will still be able to order from Domino's.

thatgirl said...

Ah, Beach Bum!
The strategic importance of the Falklands now totally makes sense!

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, who's talking? I can't see, it's too hot.

tom, don't try catching it with your teeth. Hurts like a motherfucker.

76°? Let's all crash susan's house.

if, fire doesn't cool, dingus, but it does give us the opportunity to roast hot dogs.

BB, Domino's? Why the hell would I then want to live in Chile?

Islas Malvinas!