Heathen vandalism is on the rise.
Party like it's 2001.
For a place called the Old Stone Church, where are they?
Hey, I'm talking to you.
"Damn ignoramuses from the Island of Ignoramuses."
No, that's not the railing, but the edge of my Viking sword.
I'm dizzy, oh so dizzy.
Light up the sky.
Not pictured: the Phantom.
Not pictured: surveillance cameras just out of view.
Bet your bank ain't that swanky, Mr. & Mrs. Big Time Pimp.
Yonder statue, the construction of Which Albatross Will Save Clevelandia: Phase One, the Medical Mart. Not pictured: Phase Two, Comic Sans' Space Casino.
A.T. Bails has keys to the jails & our future employment
Tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight.
Awwww the Elder.
Awwww the Younger.