Thursday, July 14, 2011

City-in-a-box


















Heathen vandalism is on the rise.



















Party like it's 2001.
























For a place called the Old Stone Church, where are they?

"Outside, stupid."




















 



Hey, I'm talking to you.

"Damn ignoramuses from the Island of Ignoramuses."
























No, that's not the railing, but the edge of my Viking sword.

















 

I'm dizzy, oh so dizzy.


 





















Quoth the raven bluebird nightingale beats me, nevermore.
























Light up the sky.
























Not pictured: the Phantom.
























Not pictured: surveillance cameras just out of view.



















Bet your bank ain't that swanky, Mr. & Mrs. Big Time Pimp.



















Yonder statue, the construction of Which Albatross Will Save Clevelandia: Phase One, the Medical Mart. Not pictured: Phase Two, Comic Sans' Space Casino.



















A.T. Bails has keys to the jails & our future employment if when the Sword of Austerity damocleses our pretty necks. But that's cool, why should The Man be the only one pocketing some loot off our crazy legal system.



















Tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight.



















 Awwww the Elder.



















Awwww the Younger.

15 comments:

Demeur said...

Not pictured in the last two photos is Elmer Fudd in the background saying, "Kill the wabbit kill the wabbit!"

thatgirl said...

But does A.T. Bails have the key to the hearts of the people?

I think not.

David St. Phillips wishes he did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvGv373NPqg

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

Hey Randal, if you keep hanging out in churches you might get religion or something.

And why the hell aren't you wearing your official pasta hat?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8635624/Pastafarian-wins-religious-freedom-right-to-wear-pasta-strainer-for-driving-licence.html

thatgirl said...

Nunly, it's part of my not-so-diabolical (divine?) plot. Oh, sorry Randal. Did I say that out loud?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, there's no hunting within Clevelandia city limits, don't be silly.

thatgirl, now that's the flower person we should all listen to.

nunly, just bringing a little Cthulhu to you heathens.

Why? Have ye not heard of a little thing called hat hair?

Randal Graves said...

I knew it! Duchess, I'm afraid I must forsake thy company in the winning future!

Karl Franz Ochstradt said...

I salute the sticker-presser responsible for Photo No. 1's subject.

And I salute the taker of Photo No. 1 for finding it!

okjimm said...

hold it! are you trying to show a 'picturesque' Clevelandistan? So where is the LeBron James statue?

Liberality said...

Is the reason the Phantom isn't seated at the organ is because he is taking the photos?

Tom Harper said...

"The Old Stone Church" -- Damn it, I thought it was the Old STONER Church. The search continues.

Jim H. said...

I don't get it: is the House of Blues in an old church? Is the House of Blues an old church? Is an old church a house of blues? Coz that's where the money is. Somebody get me outa' here. Ah, bunnies.

Randal Graves said...

karl of the österreich, sadly, sonic evidence wasn't much beyond generic blackened death, a pfenning a dozen.

okjimm, I'm not gonna post a column of pigeon poop!

liberality, dammit, you promised never to tell a soul.

tom, Jesus's not here, man.

jim, churches are short on funds, rent 'em out for metal shows. Atmosphericall!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

As a person who majored in Econmics at a notorious collage, I can assure you that if the Church would simply charge a bit less for the forgiveness of sins, and throw better parties with more alcohol (sacramental wine? PLZ!), the attendance problems would be solved.
~

Randal Graves said...

I remember when I was a wee lad and the one district priest that would fill in at mass was legendary for finishing off all the wine, even the stuff in the Rectory. His liver was probably not very happy.

susan said...

I think I caught a glimpse of the scarlet Pimpernel's cape in the nave.