Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Ye Olde Wheelie Busse Ffolk-lore

Thee fayre haulf of ye Guyld of Peonage nombre XIII hath discouered a veryfyable dragonne's troave of golden bryght-nesse amydst a Donayshun of Constantinian generosytye! Behold & gayze uppon yts Elysian glorie!

That's mighty ominous. What gives?

Answer me, Stroby. Thought only rock stars & South American soccer players one-named themselves into the stratosphere of cool? Think again. Soap opera jokes? Ha ha, chicks.

Hey, know any good Star Trek jokes?


Dammit, answer me! Oh, Crown, too close to the sun your dreams hath flown.


Oh, that's what gives.

Scared straight.

My blood runs cold.

Angel is the centerfold.

The Great White Weird.

Gives o' nine tails if ye don't pay yr passage.

Upper crust seating is plush.


Your futuriffic technology frightens me.

Skynet! I knew it!

Bloody 'ell --

-- knickers, shag, bollocks.

Apologies. The personals were simply too steamy to post.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Goodness. Wheelie bus porn!

What will they think of next?

Anonymous said...

peter wolf approves!

Randal Graves said...

if, wheelie bus porn with zombies, of course.

karl of the österreich, not if he's on the prison bus he doesn't!

thatgirl said...

Fayre ladye seeks chivalric knight of the steel horse to fend off encroaching zombie hordes, indulgers of drunken revelrye on the Feast of Good Saint Patrick, spare changers, talkative women, and sundrye straunge folk. Must love traffic jams and non-functioning air conditioning. Monthlong pass a must.

zencomix said...

The Bluebirds flew the Mount Pleasant coop, never to return.

Randal Graves said...

Duchess of damseldom, thou canst not thinketh that the ryght & proper reader-shippe of Cleaveland Magazine, with their upscayle barrister-nesse & faux bookerie shall deygne to aunswer ye request, as thou art of the Peonage, o lowest of the low is our classe!

zencomix, we need Zombie Johnny Cash to record Wheelie Bus Prison Blues.

zencomix said...

Skynet is sending the TC2000 to kill Linda Hamilton for making a CBS television movie.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You're no Beowolf. I knew Beowolf, and you sir, are no Beowolf...

You have of course seen the classic Airplane-like comedy film, The Big Bus about the nation's first nuclear powered bus?

It's on NetFlix.



Tom Harper said...

All right, got any more of those Bus Shots?


susan said...

One day many of us will be living in those things when the last drop of fuel has been sucked up. Maybe it's time to measure for curtains.

ps: I want one with an upstairs - so much more civilized.

Laura said...

I'll take one of the "Wall Street" models.
I fancy myself quite Posh and would not survive on a rough bus.
Of course .. the Jail Bus holds a certain appeal for some strange reason. I wonder if they come with handcuffs?


Randal Graves said...

zencomix, I like big bus and I cannot lie.

Keep it up, grendelgrain, & I shalt loppe auf yr hedde!

tom, this is a family-friendly blog, sir.

susan, plus, after the inevitable monsoons, one can comfortably fish from upstairs.

laura, I never knew that women-in-prison-bus was such a popular subgenre of the Canadian film industry.

thatgirl said...

Someday I'm going to dedicate this song to you and the Peonage At Large on my show.


BDR said...

Bus Called Happiness plus bonus Ubu!

Demeur said...

We don't need Gitmo just put them on a Greyhound from Pheonix to Clevelanistan with no AC and they'll talk. Boy will they talk.

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, sometimes the bus does make one violent & then I cry like a femme at the carnage.

BDR, buses to the left of me, buses to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with Ubu.

demeur, that is quite cruel. Expect a call from a military recruiter within the day.