Tuesday, July 12, 2011


The great leveler leveled another. Can't properly toast at work -- empty flask -- but I can crank some power chords through the PA & not have that be the last straw for the Sword of Austerity 'cause the wielder will have been made stone deaf forever.

Don't know what's harder, pouring the creative juices in the crucible & burning out words of substance, or gluing a litany of half-assed allusions & inside jokery into vaguely comic theatre? The only way to properly study this is to nab a government grant.

But seriously, swear I'll use the loot to make The Enemy® sing the blues.


Demeur said...

Here let me help you out. I'll rhythmically throw the pots and pans in the kitchen on the floor while dragging my nails across a chalkboard.

There does that help? :-)

Randal Graves said...

If you don't dig Motörhead, you've got problems, bub, serious problems that require electroshock therapy.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

pouring the creative juices in the crucible & burning out words of substance...

No. You are supposed to pour the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.



Anonymous said...

I think the fact that Ween paid tribute on the Quebec album should say all there needs saying about Lemmy's boys.


thatgirl said...

"I pledge allegiance to Lemmy Kilmeister, king of rock and roll, and to the power chord for which he stands..."

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

Poor Wurzel...killed by death.


I actually like Motorhead, but don't tell anyone. I prefer others to think that my music hero is Donny Osmond.

Laura said...

Hmmm, Whateves.
(I'm a woman. "Whatever" was one of the first words that I learned. Deal bucko) :P


Randal Graves said...

tengrain, you're assuming I wasn't already sloshed.

karl of the österreich, Lemmy for world pretzeldent.

thatgirl, I'm glad one of us remembers.

nunly, thou hast surprized me!

laura, watch it or you'll get bombered, overkilled or orgasmatroned.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wurzel made it to the ripe old age of 61, at least.

Tom Harper said...

Damn, I didn't know about that -- the Motorhead guitarist dying. But now you've got an excuse to deafen the wielder of the Sword of Austerity.

Randal Graves said...

if, hope I make it that long, unless I get de-limbed via thresher.

tom, gotta do something, otherwise I'll have to do all my porn surfing at home.

susan said...

I poured some creative juice in the crucible and all I got was a nasty stain.