Jobs = terrorism

Since we've already learned that national health care increases the patient's chances of being blown up by an IED or something or other, it came as quite a shock that the UK bunglers had inquired about employment in the United States, of all places. According to NRO nut Jerry Bowyer, commie pinko state-run entities like "the National Health Service [of Britain are] more like the post office, you know there's a lot of anonymity, it's easy to hide in the bureaucracy."

Good thing corporate America doesn't have any of these problems, being the sleek, well-oiled, laissez-faire machine that it is. Let's apply this iron-clad logic to a positive portrayal of the culture. The documentary Office Space, for example. It's not about a post office, and it's not really a documentary, but the word "office" is shared, which is close enough, given how low the intellectual bar has been set.

Wait. Tom was paid a full salary essentially for what his secretary did. Eight carbon copy bosses droned on about TPS reports. Peter would sneak in the side door to hide from Lumbergh. And to top it all off, one of Peter's friends was a Muslim! Bowyer is right! Bureaucracy only creates a breeding ground for terrorists!

Let's all quit our jobs. It's the patriotic thing to do.