Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Look out for possible propaganda 'dry runs'

Didn't you hear me? WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

"At least three of the four incidents involved U.S. citizens, the advisory says."

That's not surprising. First, the terrorists infiltrated our medical community. Now, they live next door and may have had the audacity to have become naturalized citizens. And some, deviously, are born here! What hubris! Others are *gasp* even children! I'm sure each and every one of these folks is nice and swarthy, so it's probably better to stay inside and not travel at all. And don't forget to go out and shop! Oh, these mexed missages! Wait. What's that you say?

"The bulletin also details a case from June in which a passenger in Milwaukee, Wisconsin had a carry-on bag with items resembling IED components, such as a wire coil wrapped around a possible initiator, an electrical switch, batteries, three tubes and two blocks of cheese."

Disgruntled Packer fans are the worst. Better close up that Radio Shack in Waukesha.

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