Thursday, October 14, 2010

It doesn't get any better than this

No, not that, being away from work. What did you assume I was doing, grooming my porn 'stache & renting a lobster trawler?

Speaking of lobsters, if this was one of my typical (read: unimaginative) stream-of-connection posts, here is where you'd find a video of the B-52s' first big hit, but since I never really listened to them, though I did have a model of a B-52, had the big hair with the kung-fu grip & everything.

Speaking of everything, I assume everything still deserves a good nelsonmuntzing? It does? Whew.


sunshine said...

Is it just me or, does anyone else find the part in the commercial where, the guy blows the foam off of the beer with his gal beside him kind of... ummm... gross?

Strangely, or not, when I Googled "nelsonmuntzing" the only hit that came up was, "Mock Paper Scissors".

Hope that you enjoyed your time off!


susan said...

If you heard one B-52's song you heard them all. Happy clamming.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, you doubt the awesome sexiness of the 1980s?

And that was from one of my comments there. If Pat Riley can copyright threepeat, I can copyright this. I need loot.

susan, oyster hater.

sunshine said...

I forgot to tell you, your man is being honored tomorrow night....

Bout friggin time, eh? ;p


Freida Bee, MD said...

Who isn't nostalgic for those original six-pack abs?

I hope you're getting chased around the house like you deserve.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Dude lacked a Mainer accent. Sounded like he was from Indiana.

Randal Graves said...

sunshine, gasp! This calls for an internets-wide celebratory gala of pomp and circumstance! Participate or die!

FB, my keg abs are. Does a diet of reading and laundry count as a sexful agenda?

charles, I will not brook your subtle dig at the deception inherent in advertising. Scamsters gotta eat, too.

Demeur said...

Remember Randal you only go around once in life and you're got to grab all the Gusto you can. So If I wasn't there then you know I was grabbin Gusto. And when she left I jumped for Joy.

Tom Harper said...

Old Milwaukee has to be the worst beer ever.

S.W. Anderson said...

Having partaken of today's post offering, I feel strangely better. It's magic, I tell ya, pure magic! :)

MRMacrum said...

I prefer bearded clams over lobster.

Chef Cthulhu said...

A well-groomed porn 'stache is something to be proud of. Just ask Ron Jeremy.

Liberality said...

Randal as you already know, reading is always sexy ;~)

Beach Bum said...

"porn 'stache"?

Hey it still works for Selleck and how old is he? As for lobster, this poor redneck has to stick with shrimp.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I hope you were a gentleman and sent the bill to the feds.

tom, even worse than Busch Light or Goebel? That's frightening.

SWA, he's a witch!

mrmacrum, what if they shave?

chef, all praise to the porn 'stache, but I think Mr. Jeremy had some assistance in attaining legendary heights in his chosen career.

liberality, then I'm almost always sexy. Take that, sometimes-better-half!

BB, hey man, not everyone is as tall as you.