No, seriously, I just flew in from Yemen & boy are my arms tired.
Oh, if only there was a lobotomy cure for this phbphblblblblbppppp.*
*my best guess at a lexical representation of fingers flipping flapping lips.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
My package contains explosive material
Posted by Randal Graves at 10:29 AM
Labels: doug henningism, let's go shopping
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Best title I've seen in a while.
Now, like Gallagher, I'm going to have to smash a watermelon with an oversized wooden mallet. Thanks a lot, Graves. Seriously.
Bastard!
(the sound of roller skates on a floor)
Graves, you swine!
You are not the big bang.
phbphblblblblbppppp, yourself.
Regards,
Tengrain
My package contains explosive material So the rumors are true.
As luck would have it, I perform lobotomies in my spare time!
Who knew!? Right???
((Hugs))
Laura
lisa, I thought you typed "best tittie." I gotta stop reading my own headlines.
charles, sledge-o-matic!
tengrain, not right now, I'm at work. Sicko.
holte, my wife would say a fizzle, but then I remind her of Cosmic Candy's swankiness, then she scowls and all is right with the world.
sunshine, if the anesthesia is some of your delicious baked goods, being a drooling veggie can't be all bad.
I want to submit the following to the urban dictionary:
phbphblblblblbppppp:( noun and/or transitive verb):
a lexical representation of fingers flipping flapping lips.
So, you are a boomer :)
Best onomatopoeia I've seen in a long time. Betcha haven't heard that word since tenth grade English class.
I think that fellow is trying to break out of jail, not board a plane in Yemen.
Have a good weekend!
Great illustration,Randal. And it's nice to see you're keeping the faith as an Atari devotee. ;)
Boom goes the dynamite!
Activision is the bomb. Keep that 'splosion in your pants please; I just cleaned my glasses.
I'm still waiting for my toner.
Randal I have this special delivery package for you from Yemen. Should I pop by your place and drop it off?
Pick your own comment comment:
Coming through, coming through, explosive package handler coming through.
or
Just remember blogging is your alibi.
LBR, if you do, make sure I get the credit. I hear the financial rewards are positively Monty Haulian.
liberality, do you annoy your own family with that material? ;)
tom, if you've gotta onomatopoeia, the bathroom's down the hall.
susan, what if it's a prison plane, can't it be both?
SWA, vive la 2600!
ricky, now I got a hankerin' to play some Chopper Command.
susan, I hope it gets there soon, someone has to print posters promoting anti-something-ism.
demeur, given your field of expertise, if you were evil, I bet you could make a serious threat to your neighborhood.
FB, I couldn't have blown up that school bus full of nuns, officer, I was posting some Slayer.
Unless you stuffed a cherry bomb in your shorts, I doubt very seriously your package contains......well, you are a guy and guys are definitely prone to embellishing their ah let's say..... equipment.
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1940s died they manned a financial age and another law in the warning.
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