Saturday, October 30, 2010

My package contains explosive material

No, seriously, I just flew in from Yemen & boy are my arms tired.

Oh, if only there was a lobotomy cure for this phbphblblblblbppppp.*

*my best guess at a lexical representation of fingers flipping flapping lips.


Lisa said...

Best title I've seen in a while.

Anonymous said...

Now, like Gallagher, I'm going to have to smash a watermelon with an oversized wooden mallet. Thanks a lot, Graves. Seriously.


(the sound of roller skates on a floor)

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You are not the big bang.

phbphblblblblbppppp, yourself.



Holte Ender said...

My package contains explosive material So the rumors are true.

sunshine said...

As luck would have it, I perform lobotomies in my spare time!
Who knew!? Right???


Randal Graves said...

lisa, I thought you typed "best tittie." I gotta stop reading my own headlines.

charles, sledge-o-matic!

tengrain, not right now, I'm at work. Sicko.

holte, my wife would say a fizzle, but then I remind her of Cosmic Candy's swankiness, then she scowls and all is right with the world.

sunshine, if the anesthesia is some of your delicious baked goods, being a drooling veggie can't be all bad.

La Belette Rouge said...

I want to submit the following to the urban dictionary:
phbphblblblblbppppp:( noun and/or transitive verb):
a lexical representation of fingers flipping flapping lips.

Liberality said...

So, you are a boomer :)

Tom Harper said...

Best onomatopoeia I've seen in a long time. Betcha haven't heard that word since tenth grade English class.

Susan Tiner said...

I think that fellow is trying to break out of jail, not board a plane in Yemen.

Have a good weekend!

S.W. Anderson said...

Great illustration,Randal. And it's nice to see you're keeping the faith as an Atari devotee. ;)

Ricky Shambles said...

Boom goes the dynamite!

Activision is the bomb. Keep that 'splosion in your pants please; I just cleaned my glasses.

susan said...

I'm still waiting for my toner.

Demeur said...

Randal I have this special delivery package for you from Yemen. Should I pop by your place and drop it off?

Freida Bee, MD said...

Pick your own comment comment:

Coming through, coming through, explosive package handler coming through.


Just remember blogging is your alibi.

Randal Graves said...

LBR, if you do, make sure I get the credit. I hear the financial rewards are positively Monty Haulian.

liberality, do you annoy your own family with that material? ;)

tom, if you've gotta onomatopoeia, the bathroom's down the hall.

susan, what if it's a prison plane, can't it be both?

SWA, vive la 2600!

ricky, now I got a hankerin' to play some Chopper Command.

susan, I hope it gets there soon, someone has to print posters promoting anti-something-ism.

demeur, given your field of expertise, if you were evil, I bet you could make a serious threat to your neighborhood.

FB, I couldn't have blown up that school bus full of nuns, officer, I was posting some Slayer.

MRMacrum said...

Unless you stuffed a cherry bomb in your shorts, I doubt very seriously your package contains......well, you are a guy and guys are definitely prone to embellishing their ah let's say..... equipment.

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