Tuesday, November 2, 2010

GOTY*















*Get Out The Yog-Sothoth.

When chalking this graffiti upon neighborhood walls, make sure the last letter is clear. You don't want to be responsible for people doing the wrong thing, do you?

17 comments:

Liberality said...

This is Lovecraftian, yes? Maybe I just need more coffee.

susan said...

Damn. Are Nyarlothotep and Yog-Sothoth fighting it out for president of the Miskatonic U. student council again?

Randal Graves said...

liberality, coffee? You need to read a little more HPL. Know anyone that works in a library?

susan, you should have seen Azathoth's campaign strategy: *not* eating humans. Talk about crazy!

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

If the GOP wins the election, our sphere will stop glowing.

Regards,

Tengrain

okjimm said...

I tootooly agree

Liberality said...

That is my husband's domain and I fear to tread there so all my information is secondhand. Guess I better hit those books--hard :P

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, relax, a little shining trapezohedron'll show 'em who's boss.

okjimm, Ned!

liberality, fear to tread? Bah, if a cosmic insanity isn't worth hazarding, then nothing is. Look for the Arkham House omnibuses if you can find them, they've got the corrected text, though the LoA has since come out with a volume on HPL.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

I was hoping to see some whiskers.

S.W. Anderson said...

I take it this is your way of dismissing the citizenly duty to take elections seriously and vote. For shame.

Please, while there's till time, vote early and often. If nothing else, John Kasich loves the private sector so much, he should be kept in it permanently.

Randal Graves said...

charles, is that a subtle request for a)pictures of my cats, b)beer staches, c)images of politicians or d)stills from 70s porn flicks?

SWA, I take elections quite seriously, sir. The platform of Yog-Sothoth is far closer to my own than those of either the dums or the goopers, no matter what septic tank variant their corporate paymasters demand they pass off as truth this time 'round, playing off each other like two-man con game vets.

Ia, ia, etc.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

Hmmm. None of (a) through (d) was on my agenda, honestly. But I would move for an amendment of your list to include the following two alternatives, after which I'd choose (f):

...(e) a melange of the foregoing, or (f) something like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dorus_Rijkers.JPG

Susan Tiner said...

I would like to see pictures of your cats even if Charles doesn't.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

How is Cleveland doing w/out King James dude?

If the teabaggers get elected I am tossing in the towel and becoming an alcoholic who smokes a lot of herb..so I can not give a shit about what happens next.

Chef Cthulhu said...

Yog Sothoth voted for death panels.

Demeur said...

Didn't Yog Sothoth run on a platform to close all the libraries? Was quoted as saying "ignorance is bliss". That little money saver.

MRMacrum said...

Yog also came to a fork in the road and took it.

Randal Graves said...

charles, impressive. He can both captain a lifeboat, and use that scruff to paint one.

susan, once I become unlazy and purchase a new USB cord to rescue the pics stuck in the memory stick, consider it done.

dusty, 1-3, but a deceptive 1-3. Byron Scott's employing the Obama 72-dimensional chess strategery.

chef, vote? He *is* the death panel.

demeur, more lies from his opponents. A chicken in every pot, and a copy of the Necronomicon on every shelf.

mrmacrum, Yog would simply destroy the road.