At least until our merciful death at the hands of a Jesus-helmed Quetzalcoatl.
Not all is doom & gloom, true believers. Obama's 72-dimensional chess mastery will now move into the 73rd, lulling a split nation to sleep through the soothing
excuse drone of ♪ If I only had 60 senators ♫ a heart ♪ the noive which will now be the theme for not just every presser, but the next silly season cycle which begins now*; the Cavs got Mo Williams back, who was key in a thrilling victory; & there's a rumor that Spider-Man will be appearing at the local grocery store for pictures.
One last thing, before you start bagging on my state for Speaker Sunny Delight, consider the plethora of cheap laughs &/or low-grade snark he'll inspire over the next two years. You're welcome.
*wow, it is