Wednesday, November 3, 2010

It's over!

















At least until our merciful death at the hands of a Jesus-helmed Quetzalcoatl.

Not all is doom & gloom, true believers. Obama's 72-dimensional chess mastery will now move into the 73rd, lulling a split nation to sleep through the soothing excuse drone of ♪ If I only had 60 senators ♫ a heart ♪ the noive which will now be the theme for not just every presser, but the next silly season cycle which begins now*; the Cavs got Mo Williams back, who was key in a thrilling victory; & there's a rumor that Spider-Man will be appearing at the local grocery store for pictures.

One last thing, before you start bagging on my state for Speaker Sunny Delight, consider the plethora of cheap laughs &/or low-grade snark he'll inspire over the next two years. You're welcome.

*wow, it is 72 73-D!

19 comments:

Lisa said...

Oh, Boehner. The man inspires a run on sansabelt slacks.

Jack Crow said...

I'd muse aloud on how little understand Ohio, if I didn't have to admit I live in New Hampshire...

BDR said...

I muse aloud? Thanks Jack! Now a Jane Siberry song is in my head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaVkZW0a6hw

Be in yours!

Jack Crow said...

I'm sure if I asked my wife, she'd know who Jane Siberry is. I didn't, until now. But, I was one of those Zep/Rush/Yes/BoC'ers...

Randal Graves said...

lisa, do they come in orange?

jack, I've inhabited this oddity for nearly four decades and I've no clue.

BDR, shouldn't we have a vote?

Though Zeppelin does indeed rule (see: Mann, Otto), I've discovered plenty of previous unknowns through some of these internets constructs masquerading as people.

Demeur said...

Please keep your tan man sequestered in Ohiostan would you?

As for the election results be careful you don't get run over by the mass exit to the North.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

Jack Crow said...

Yeah, Randal.

I owe BDR doubly for Florence and the Machine. I dig her music, and the more evolved one positively adores it.

Demeur said...

Know any good Canadian tunes we can all sing along to on the ride North?

susan said...

Here's an old favorite Canadian tune we sang as we drove away from the USA. Good news is there's a strengthening Green Party movement here, bad news is the tar sands funded Stephen Harper is the Conservative PM still in charge. Now he's considering for profit prisons. Sound familiar?

Demeur said...

Did Harpo have lunch with Bush and Cheney or something?
Watch out when he starts selling off the national assets to the highest bidder.

Beach Bum said...

Jesus-helmed Quetzalcoatl

That's the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila right?

Susan Tiner said...

Doing the Snoopy dance. I can't wait to get Spider Man's autograph.

Liberality said...

This country is just plain fucking nuts and there isn't any other way of putting it.

La Belette Rouge said...

I wonder if Susan and Crow have room at their place for all of us. ;-)

Cormac Brown said...

Oh, the title of the post gave hope that Mangini was already fired. BTW, it looks like the Tea Bags, and Repubs that tea-bag are going to actually have to do something else other than attack the left and center.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Is Boehner the little orange man that looks like he should be a Dr Seuss character?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, hey, I dig hockey and the cold, can't be all bad.

jack, another act I've got to check out. You know, all this music is getting in the way of work, I hope you're all happy.

susan, hell with all those jokers, vote Rhinoceros Party!

BB, I wouldn't know, I don't sin.

susan t, don't pay more than five bucks. He's really let power go to his head.

liberality, replace 'country' with 'humanity' and I'll agree with you. Thus, chuckling with a booze chaser.

LBR, we're coming to eat all of their Canadian bacon!

cormac, who says? They and the dums better give me my easy blog fodder, or it's cat pictures and metal youtubes every day.

dusty, he reminds me of those grotesque orange 'marshmallow' peanuts. Those were fucking awful, whatever they were made out of.

Tom Harper said...

You're right about Boner being fodder for comedians. I wonder which SNL cast member will be imitating him.

Mauigirl said...

I expect despite the disaster that this election brought us, that it will be good fodder for Stewart and Colbert and SNL, as Tom says.