Friday, November 5, 2010

I'm from the internets & I'm here to help.


















Ronnie, I blogged about Vladimir Putin, I knew things about Vladimir Putin that I read somewhere, Vladimir Putin was a friend of other ex-KGB agents until he garroted them in a dark alley. Ronnie, you're no Vladimir Putin.

No, no, today's entry isn't the latest in a long line of examples proving the maxim gorky that all posts can be improved with Putin. If you're in the moniker market for your brand new hip rock &/or roll combo -- apologies that the coolest one is probably already taken & by the way, translating isn't a job, it's an art form don't any of you fucking 'professional' douchebags understand the poetry inherent in language? -- help me help you by choosing from among the following:

Summer Entropy Commandos
Morning Sabotage Group
Conspiracists for the realization of insecurity
Immoral City De-Structuralists



















Organizers of Night Entertainment

The rest found here. Sure, a bit creaky in this instantly gratifying coffee, what have you done for me tomorrow, ADHD-addled age, but I rarely crawl out of my Bat Cave & it's still better than anything you could come up with, I'd wager.

24 comments:

David Barber said...

Don't do anarchy. I'm a lover...not a fighter. :-)

I'm intrigued as to what application that police investigator is using on his iPhone to disarm a suspect package???

Have a great weekend, sir!

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

He's such a cool guy, Vlad... they named an Eastern Canadian cheese-and-grease gravy after him.

zencomix said...

Red Diaper Somoza
Airburst Over Managua

Demeur said...

Sorry I think in more simplistic terms.

How about a grunge band called: Up Yours!

sunshine said...

"Morning Sabotage Group" sounds like a good name for the Book Club I belong to! They try and sabotage my love of reading by suggesting crap I hate!!

Anyhow, Vlad looks super sweet with his fur baby! Is it a coincidence that the dog has unruly hair, hampering his ability to look Vladie in the eye?

Sigh... I have a headache. Ignore me and my drivel. :P

((Hugs))
Laura

Randal Graves said...

david, but you're in the UK!

charles, Vlad's Sauce, impales your aorta!

zencomix, let's get the band back together!

demeur, ditto, th'exclamation's mine!

sunshine, ditto squared!

Does Canuckleheadland have an Oprah equivalent, the ex-Mrs. Pierre Trudeau or such?

Oh, !

La Belette Rouge said...

Oh! Puppy! If I could see that dog's eyes I would comment on its soul. Since I can't I will leave it up to George Bush to comment.

zencomix said...

I think those names came from a mid 1980s Mad Magazine "list of possible band names".

susan said...

I'll give it a try but only for the purposes of linguistic legerdemain:

Back From The Dead
Drastic Action In Motion
Coup Des Etats Unis
Rebellions Hellions
Open To Resistance
Mutinous Metamorphosis
Quantum Jumpers
Transformation Nation

okjimm said...

one of my fav local blues bands "Reverend Raven & the Chain Smoking Altar Boys"....ok. almost 2:30....pub opens at three.

S.W. Anderson said...

I suggest you add some retro-sounding options such as Funkwater Flats Rabid Transit, Hizzoner and the Summary Judgments, or Talldrink and the Servellas?

Re: something Putinesque, maybe a modern jazz-rock combo named Bursting Vladder Imperative.

Liberality said...

sending me to sites that might put me on some list to be shipped off to Cuba I see :)

I like susan's suggestion: Transformation Nation

thatgirl said...

All I know is that the Speedy Arsonist Agency sounds like a bunch of bike messengers with flamethrowers.

Beach Bum said...

Morning Sabotage Group is my fav, I can see a group of terrorists having a late brunch in a pleasant cafe sipping espressos while discussing important issues like the best plastic explosive.

Demeur said...

Canuckleheadland have an Oprah? No but they have Don Cherry does that count?

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The best thing I've read on Putin in a long time is an excerpt fro Chimpy's new book:

"Yet if W.'s decision-making leaves something to be desired, his story-telling is good. He writes of a visit to Russia, when Putin showed him his black Labrador, Koni. 'Bigger, stronger, and faster than Barney,' Putin bragged. Later, when W. recounted this to Stephen Harper, the Canadian prime minister, Harper drolly noted, 'You're lucky he only showed you his dog."

Regards,

Tengrain

Chef Cthulhu said...

Nikola Tesla Commandos is an awesome name.

I guess is I were to start a Greek anarchist group I would call it Azathoth's Spanakopita.

Susan Tiner said...

All posts can be improved with Putin?

Norman Rockwell used to say that if a painting is going badly, put a puppy in it. If that doesn't fix the painting, paint a bandage on the puppy.

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