Tuesday, October 5, 2010

TV party tonight (and every night, for the next month, boob tube boobies)

"Washington Insiders sold You out to Obama and Pelosi!"
"I'll never exploit You because I, unlike my opponent, love You!"
"I'm Tuesday Lobbyist Tryst and I approved this message."


"Republican Policies led to Jobs going overseas!"
"I'll never exploit You because I, unlike my opponent, love You!"
"I'm Goldman Sachs Gangbang Starlet and I approved this message."


Piece of cake with ice cream on the side.

Ah, that's nice.


BDR said...

Resorting to Debussy for solace is a blog-honorable tradition, though thank you for not pollywogging me.

As much as I complain about the Democratic machine that runs Maryland, it spares me the cacaphonic bullshit that plagues Ohio every election cycle.

Randal Graves said...

National elections, when my state gets to reenact kicking its inferiority complex in the nuts.

Tomorrow, Für Elise.

Susan Tiner said...

Ohio has to better than California.

okjimm said...

Classical music is a socialist radical Muslim commie plot to sedate and confuse.

sunshine said...

Thank gawd we don't have those type of political commercials up here! Ours are worse than they used to be but still... not quite as bad as yours. :)

So glad you put some classical on. It's my 'thing' these days.


Demeur said...

Maybe if Ohio could get rid of the tan man they might have a chance but then again maybe not. You did say insanity was contagious.

Demeur said...

Look out Laura this could spread north of the border.

Randal Graves said...

susan t, of course we are, all you've got are hippies, we are the linchpin of electoral politics, kneel before Zod!

okjimm, see what happens when you drink too much beer?

sunshine, you guys have political commercials? I had assumed that races are decided by crosschecking.

demeur, orange, damn you, orange! And he better not leave, that's free entertainment.

Cormac Brown said...

Dammit, Randal, teach us Niners how to win!

Liberality said...

I get it--the political hacks are both pretty much the same no matter which way you fuck with it. I think the democrats provide lube though so there's that at least ;~)

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Are you compaining about trysts and gangbangs? Could it be that I have misunderestimated you?



PS - the DeBussey is a nice touch, though I think RATT did the definitve version of the Nocturnes.

Randal Graves said...

cormac, think of this: Arizona has no quarterback (unless Max Hall turns out to be the second coming of K.W. The Extraterrestrial), Sam Bradford is likely going to get killed, and Seattle is a mess. It may be 7-9, but 7-9 might win that division.

liberality, please don't use the joy of fucking and politicians in the same sentence, thank you. ;)

tengrain, do *you* desire to have a tryst or a gangbang involving one or more of these jokers?

As for the Debussy, unlike the frog, Ratt had Uncle Milty in their corner.

S.W. Anderson said...

Homicidal rage? Mon Dieu! I didn't know you cared.

As for Debussy, his stuff needs a stiff shot of Bix Beiderbecke.

Tom Harper said...

Funny takeoff on political ads. That's exactly what the senate race between Patty Murray and Dino Rossi sounds like. You can't turn on the TV for 2 minutes (any channel) without getting bombarded with

Dino Rossi is a #@!%&%$!@#$%!&%#!!

Patty Murray is a #@!%&%$!@#$%!&%#!!

Nice music. I love DeBussy and Ravel. And you thought I only liked heavy metal.

susan said...

Debussey was an excellent choice for these dissonant times. Has anyone in Ohio checked about cloning Dennis?

Randal Graves said...

SWA, I care to the extent that the 7.4 seconds spent surfing between the NFL, NBA and NHL Networks were ruined due to electiontastic chicanery.

Jazz, pshaw, they just make it up as they go along.

tom, not *that* surprising. I've found that a larger percentage of metalheads dig the classical compared to the popsters. Of course, I only know seven-and-a-half people.

susan, bah, let's clone his wife instead. Dennis is as purty as I am.

thatgirl said...

these look like future google search engine hits.