Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Ruts are ruttier than previously assumed























If not accepted, management reserves the right to imprison indefinitely.

Suggest smartly!

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I suggest you turn your speakers up to eleventy and Dance!
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Demeur said...

This is only to give management something to laugh about. They have nothing better to do other than count all the greenbacks they've stolen from the Peonage.

Beach Bum said...

I opened a suggestion box once and found it full of trash, except for one actual idea card inside that said, " Nobody reads this stuff."

The card was five years old.

thatgirl said...

Purple prose, descriptive doggerel, more one-act plays, and maybe some Kristin Hersh? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Randal Graves said...

if, THAT'S HIS FUCKING METAL FACE.

demeur, but at least I can replace those with lying in the grass.

He's here all week, ladies & germs.

thatgirl, you know, that all looks like work to these eyes.

thatgirl said...

THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!

Jim H. said...

Here's an idea: I think, therefore I am.

Here's another: E=m(cc)

Jim H. said...

Here's another: Books in a library should be filed first by subject, then alphabetically by the author's last name. This can also be codified in decimals, which it will make it easier to both locate and re-locate them.

Aside: I once worked in a Baptist seminary library. I wanted to file The Holy Bible in Non-fiction, under S for 'Spirit, Holy'. They didn't buy it. Imagine that.

S.W. Anderson said...

Suggestion: Make a four-day work week standard at five days' pay, then hire more people for the remaining two or three days a week.

And yes, the CEO, executives, etc., might have to do with slightly less obscene raises, bonuses and perks. My suggestion for them: live with it.

susan said...

I suggest slacking at least 50% of the time so you can double your salary.

Tom Harper said...

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

thatgirl said...

Jim,
I worked the circ desk of a similar institution my first year of college and had way too much fun directing the seminary students to the BS section on the second floor.

Demeur said...

SW there's an orange jump suit waiting just for you for that idea. TSA says that's a no fly idea. Okay I'll put a zipper on it...

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, FACE PUNCHING IS NEXT!

jim, too complicated. Why don't we simply file them by binding color?

What if they were old enough to remember the Latin Mass & went to G for Ghost?

SWA, what's with the real suggestions? Totally ruined the vibe, Buzz Killington.

susan, why not just slack 100% of the time and quadruple my salary?

tom, you ever get damoclesed, I hear the feds are looking for a few bad men.

thatgirl, excuse me, that's OUR fun, Jesushead.

Jump around! Jump around!

Jim H. said...

@RG: Not a bad idea. Or maybe file them by height. There would be less room for argument: e.g., is this mauve or burgundy? do we adhere strictly to ROY G BIV or by intensities—light blues with light greens, etc.? Yeah, on reflection, filing by height—tall to small—would be a better idea.

@Thatgirl: You said BS