Friday, October 28, 2011

Cut ups

So long, class.


















Zombies aren't the only threat. Beware of giant children.
























Mexed missages.



















Commode.



















Not pictured: Boo Berry.



















King Diamond jokes would fall flat with you heathens.
























Yeah, the graveyard again.
'tis Clevelandia, where every day is Halloween.



















Source of food during the apocalypse.
























Go back to Germania.
























Rainbow connection.



















This mausoleum's been wrathed.
























Peekaboo.
























That's not ours, swear.
We already smell pretty when we start drinking in the graveyard.



















CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD STAT



















Climb that hill.



















Skate or die.
























We love the little animals.



















Also not ours.



















Wallflower.



















Some kind of portent, I'm sure.
























HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR RULES


A typical Clevelandia Halloween:
























withdraw scratch,
























get blotto,
























& show some skin. Magic.




















Also also not ours.



















Between yet another source of victuals & Lake Erie's "fresh" water,
I say bring on the end times.







































I'm dizzy, oh so dizzy.



















Also also also definitely not ours.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

King Diamond jokes would fall flat with you heathens.

Axing for tribbles, are we?
~

susan said...

I love your pictorial ramblings through Clevelandia. There's also nothing better than a long walk with somebody who makes us laugh.

Randal Graves said...

LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR, JAMES KIRK

susan, are you mad? The Duchess is a terrible darkthroning companion, always getting drunk & starting fights with passers-by.

Beach Bum said...

CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD STAT

I talk shit about my coworkers a lot but one them. a guy very much like Larry the Cable Guy, freaked out like that after finding a TOY American flag in a trash can at the hospital we work. It was bizarre but I have come to expect such things.

zencomix said...

Nothing jumpier than a cemetery squirrel.

okjimm said...

I like cemeteries... it is the only plot I can afford.

Asked the daughter what kind of costume I should wear on Halloween...
"You're fine with what you usually wear," she said. Nice kid.

Randal Graves said...

BB, Larry needs to realize that he's only American by accident of birth, that it's simply a piece of cloth, of which there are millions, if not billions, manufactured each year, & that loyalty oaths to nation-states are the wrong kind of oaths to be making.

zencomix, not even Diamond Dave?

okjimm, no one would ever suspect you dressing up as a dad.

okjimm said...

Especially my kids

Jim H. said...

Am I to infer that cemetery drinking & darkthroning is the preferred pasttime in Clevelandia.

Are the Browns really so bad that drowning and going down the drain is positive PR? Wow. Such team spiritus.

Tommy Roe references—KEWL!

S.W. Anderson said...

"The Duchess is a terrible darkthroning companion, always getting drunk & starting fights with passers-by."


So you treat us to photos of more grave stones, litter and sideways tree closeups? Turn your camera toward the action.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

You kept claiming that the empty booze bottles were not yours, but then you never showed us the booze bottles that were.

Bait and switch is not pretty, my friend. Not pretty at all.

Regards,

Tengrain

thatgirl said...

In a dead city, we get our cheap thrills where we can, no?

Also, remember that safety begins with YOU.

Demeur said...

I noticed how most of the ad photos are skewed. Is that evidence of how your brain works? Or maybe you couldn't cross the crime tape.

Randal Graves said...

jim, who gave you that crazy idea? This is your brain. This is your brain on Browns.

SWA, and get my ass kicked?

tengrain, who would ever associate me with pretty?

thatgirl, with me? We're fucked.

demeur, my soul is crooked.