Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Thirty days of suck XXI: the reason for the season

Briefly considered decapitation -- pros: no more Towering Slab, not bearing witness to the likely evaporation of my kids' souls inside a lower-paying, humorless Office Space, built-in Halloween costume; cons: the end of workplace Kynge's Brew epics, no more darkthroning, the fresh impossibility of troo kvlt -- but the PTBs would merely take the cost of cleanup out of my last paycheck.

Thus, self-portrait, faceless, yet with a face. #OccupyInternets


Tomorrow, the hands of fate. Manos not included.


BDR said...

You're Geoffrey Firmin? Thought so.

Lisa said...

Great. Thanks for starting up the recurring nightmare again.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


Randal Graves said...

BDR, don't be silly. There aren't any volcanoes in Clevelandia.

lisa, I didn't start the fire.

if, choosing something from a flick other than the first, how could you!

thatgirl said...

And they say I'm the cranky one!

Laura said...

Nice lid-bucko! ;D


Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, your constant smiling is fooling no one.

laura, sadly, it doesn't scare off as many patrons as one would assume.

Demeur said...

With the innertubes does anybody visit the stacks of dusty dead philosophers? Now if you could just remember the resurrection potion things could get interesting.

okjimm said...

whoa! where ya get dat Charlie Sheen mask?

Randal Graves said...

demeur, of course they visit. Where do you think college students have sex?

Hell with philosophers, I'm resurrecting Le Club des Hashischins.

okjimm, now there's a horror movie.

Demeur said...

I was thinking you were more the head Bokor of Clevelandistan. You have the right mask.

Tom Harper said...

#OccupyInternets -- oh no, you mean those leftwing hippies protesting on Wall Street have spread to the intertubes now?

Jim H. said...

How anyone can venerate any movie in which P.J. Soles gets offed is beyond me.

But Blofeld! Yay!

zencomix said...

When you see some of the stuff the kids are into these days, there is a glimmer of hope for the future.

susan said...

What happened to the bright young Torgo I hired?

susan said...

ps: zen, I loved the sandman video.

S.W. Anderson said...

". . .the fresh impossibility of troo kvlt -- but the PTBs would merely take the cost of cleanup out of my last paycheck."

Which, translated, means . . . ?

Insurance policies, Randal. I keep telling you, there's good money to be made writing stuff like that into fine print. ;)

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I don't do that voodoo that others do so well.

tom, what's a hippie?

jim, but it was a heroic death, she loved & lost. And then there were a bunch of crappy sequels. Sniff.

zencomix, that's beautiful, man. Double sniff.

susan, it was all those chicks, worse than Vlad's castle, I tells ya.

SWA, hey man, decoder rings aren't free, & you might be my only customer. How can I buy booze on such a pittance?

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