Saturday, October 8, 2011

Thirty days of suck XXIV: they're coming to get you, Barbara

In the best tradition of Jaws, Frogs, Empire of the Ants, Night of the Lepus, & Kingdom of the Shatners, nature's pissed off at yours truly, too, but only because I hadn't yet tossed out some bread, & this is why a dreamy faerie vegetable garden tra la la la la is a despondently industrial nein. 


















Tomorrow, you'll find out, pinky.

12 comments:

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Venison.

Problem solved.

Rgds,

Tengrain

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They're looking for mountain laurels to kill!

(You could have a garden, but you'll need a sturdy fence.)
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okjimm said...

ya, what Tengrain said.

susan said...

I canst almost espy brave Sir Randal loping through yon leafy glade.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Susan, that youtuber leaves out the crucial confrontation: Brave Sir Randal versus the deer.
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thatgirl said...

Krampus has a posse I see...

S.W. Anderson said...

You mean Ohio's answer to the sheriff of Nottingham, John of Kaysick, allows ne'er-do-well four-legged creatures to poach on public lands? Not only that, but lets two-legged slackers litter the greenery with bread?

I hope the brothers Koch don't hear about this.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain & okjimm, meat is murder, except for those brats I had last night.

if, a sturdy fence means hard work & home handymanning & neither are found on my to-do list.

susan, don't be silly, my minstrels would have amps. But I'd still probably run away.

thatgirl, perhaps a scouting party.

SWA, I'll just skip into the forest where they'll never find me.

Beach Bum said...

Kingdom of the Shatners
LOL!!!!
Watched that last night!!!

Demeur said...

I believe New Englanders call them rats with hooves.

Now GET OFF MY LAWN you mangy varmits!

Lisa said...

Puppies!

Laura said...

Some neighbours of ours woke up the other morning to a MOOSE in their backyard!
Impressive-non?

((Hugs))
Laura