Saturday, October 8, 2011

Thirty days of suck XXIV: they're coming to get you, Barbara

In the best tradition of Jaws, Frogs, Empire of the Ants, Night of the Lepus, & Kingdom of the Shatners, nature's pissed off at yours truly, too, but only because I hadn't yet tossed out some bread, & this is why a dreamy faerie vegetable garden tra la la la la is a despondently industrial nein. 

Tomorrow, you'll find out, pinky.


Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!


Problem solved.



ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

They're looking for mountain laurels to kill!

(You could have a garden, but you'll need a sturdy fence.)

okjimm said...

ya, what Tengrain said.

susan said...

I canst almost espy brave Sir Randal loping through yon leafy glade.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Susan, that youtuber leaves out the crucial confrontation: Brave Sir Randal versus the deer.

thatgirl said...

Krampus has a posse I see...

S.W. Anderson said...

You mean Ohio's answer to the sheriff of Nottingham, John of Kaysick, allows ne'er-do-well four-legged creatures to poach on public lands? Not only that, but lets two-legged slackers litter the greenery with bread?

I hope the brothers Koch don't hear about this.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain & okjimm, meat is murder, except for those brats I had last night.

if, a sturdy fence means hard work & home handymanning & neither are found on my to-do list.

susan, don't be silly, my minstrels would have amps. But I'd still probably run away.

thatgirl, perhaps a scouting party.

SWA, I'll just skip into the forest where they'll never find me.

Beach Bum said...

Kingdom of the Shatners
Watched that last night!!!

Demeur said...

I believe New Englanders call them rats with hooves.

Now GET OFF MY LAWN you mangy varmits!

Lisa said...


Laura said...

Some neighbours of ours woke up the other morning to a MOOSE in their backyard!