Friday, October 7, 2011

Thirty days of suck XXIII: I've had it up to here with these damn rickets

Gather round gentle readership & I shall tell you a tale: No, I don't Own a Pair of Sunglasses, Or, Being too Uncool to Sport Them with a Manly Man of Manliness® Suave. Thus, not wishing to add blindness to my ever-growing deafness, I scoured my secret stash of thoughtographs for a suitable solar flare & uncovered last winter chez Randal.


















Tomorrow, animal magnetism.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

& I shall tell you a tale

♪♫GUY ON A BUFFALOOOOooooooo♪♫♪♫

P.S. I have prescription sunglasses (and regular glasses...they both live in my car) because the OHIO BMV decided I couldn't see. The bastards!
~

Laura said...

It looks like a tiny penis sprung up from the line of frost...
Hmm.

((Hugs))
Laura

Randal Graves said...

if, whatchu want, Grizzly Adams?

When I had to get my license renewed last year, I passed the vision test. And people scoff, saying sacrificing virgins to Cthulhu is nothing but murder.

laura, gasp, this is a family blog, dammit. Be glad I didn't post the one that looks like a vagina.

Tom Harper said...

What, you can use them for magnets?

Lisa said...

My compliments (mints?) to the thoughtographer. And then I died laughing at Laura's comment.

Demeur said...

What's next? Photos of doughnuts and hot dogs? How juvenile. The church lady reads this and thinks "How smutty."

Randal Graves said...

tom, use what as magnets? Thoughtographs, penises, buffaloes, the Ohio BMV, be specific, dammit.

lisa, I love those little half-mint, half-chocolate rectangular thingamajigs, ya perv.

demeur, well isn't that special.

okjimm said...

thoughtographs???? Did you just make that up? C'mon. tell the truth.... don't be embarrassed....

ok... time to go for a beer... will send you a burp-o-gram to tell you how it was.

susan said...

I see you're managing to stay frosty throughout this 30 day marathon.

Beach Bum said...

Come one dude, I get nervous whenever anyone mentions "secret stash."

Doesn't matter if its porn, ammo, or my investment in Transformer action figure collectables I figure will carry me over when the economy finally collapses.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, that hurts, man. Sniff.

susan, beer, frosty, are you two in the employ of the brewing industry?

BB, now I wish I had bought one of those 12" IG-88s & kept it sealed. That's serious bartering power.